Impressive 22 Year Old Korean Guitarist

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:51 am on Friday, March 10, 2006

Zack Kim (Kim Yong Woon) is an incredible, young Korean guitarist living in Malaysia.

He formed the band Cosmic Funk Express a couple of years ago.

Korean born Zack Kim, has been living in Malaysia for the past fourteen years and is a brilliant guitarist albeit being self-taught. A quirky personality who has only recently been introduced to the world of performing, Nevertheless, His flair managed to scale great heights quickly as he takes on a session player role in well-known local bands like Tempered Mental, One Buck Short and GroovetankZack who is also known within the local scene and to those who have seen him, as one the faster guitarist in the circuit, but with all that quick finger acrobatics, Zack still plays with much feel and soul as any other guitarist. Zack was named the best guitarist at HELP Institute’s Battle of the Band which Cosmic Funk Express emerged champion. Some other accreditation of Zack includes working alongside some of Malaysia’s top producers like Greg Henderson and Nick Lee.

As someone who studied classical guitar for years and could never come close to pulling off this piece, despite many many attempts, it leaves me quite impressed the he could teach himself Chopin’s Fantasie Impromptu:

Click here for the video of him playing Chopin.

What does the 22 year old Zack do when he is not playing with Cosmic Funk Express? Apparently, he hangs around his house and plays two guitars at the same time.

Click here to see Zack play two guitars at one time.

I think Zack has quite a bit of talent. I would like to see him become successful, as it would be a great improvement to popular Korean music and musicians.

The King’s Clown

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:49 am on Thursday, March 9, 2006

I just got back from seeing this movie. Apparently, I am one of the last people in Korea to see this movie.

When it first came out, I was completely disinterested in seeing it. Mainly because EVERYONE was raving about it. I am the kind of guy that if everyone likes something, I tend to dislike it. My dislike often has nothing to do with the quality or nature of the thing. It is often just a matter of me being different than the group.

However, as more and more people talked about the movie, I realized that I would probably end up seeing it at some point, one way or another. Resigned to seeing the movie, I tried to go into it as objectively as possible. Everyone around me was touting the movie as being one of the best movies ever. People were raving about how progressive it was to deal with gay themes. People were in hysterics about how wonderful Lee Jun Ki, the actor playing the effeminate part was, and how good looking he was. As anything that is over-hyped and over-sold is always a let down, I tried, fairly successfully, to isloate myself from reviews, discussions, and exposure to people talking about the movie.

The very basic outline of the story is (COMPLETE SPOILERS BELOW):

BEGIN SPOILERS

Two street performers, one scarred and manly (”Jang Saeng”), the other soft, smooth and feminine “Kong Kil”), decide they want to move up in the world. So, they hatch a plan to perform for the king.

Along the way, they meet up with a group of three street performers who are even worse off than they are. As part of their plan to get to the king, Jang Saeng, Kong Kil and the other performers begin to do plays parodying the king. They eventually get arrested and make a deal that if they make the king laugh they can go free, but if the king doesn’t laugh, they will lose their heads.

After making the king laugh, the king allows them to remain as his entertainers. However, under the law, they should be sent out. As part of a plan to remain, they convince the king to invite all of the top Yangban class (gentlemen of high class) and call performers from all over the country to perform for the Yangban. The plan is that once the Yangban are gathered and performances begin, the main characters will parody the Yangban’s corruption. Then if the Yangban insist on sending the performers out, it would be a sign of their guilt. Thus, they would be allowed to remain.

The plan works, for the most part. However, the king is seen to begin a decent into madness. He begins to fixate on Kong Kil, and insists on spending long periods of time alone with Kong Kil. The king’s woman becomes jealous of Kong Kil, and begins to plot the removal of Kong Kil.

The peformers perform a play in a chinese opera style about a king whose “entertainer” mother was poisoned by the king’s paternal grandmother. This play weakens the king’s mental state futher as he takes the play to be the story of what happened to his own mother.

By now, the king has made many enemies within his inner circle of advisors, within the Yangban class, and even within his household.

Kong Kil and Jang Saeng want to leave the king’s court, but the king will not allow Kong Kil to leave. The king’s woman becomes even more jealous of Kong Kil and pays someone to forge Kong Kil’s handwriting on a statement against the king. The king goes to kill Kong Kil but Jang Saeng takes the blame. Jang Saeng is tortured and imprisoned.

Jang Saeng is freed by one of the king’s betrayers but refuses to leave Kong Kil and returns to mock king. While the king tries to shoot Jang Saeng with arrows, Kong Kil goes to Jang Saeng. During this, the palace is overrun by the king’s enemies. It is implied that Jang Saeng and Kong Kil commit suicide.

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I enjoyed the movie. It was not one of the best movies I have ever seen, but it was very good and very watchable. I will definitely be adding it to my DVD collection.

The cinematography was very well done. Gorgeous colors, beautiful scenery, very good use of space, lighting, and texture. If I had to make a complaint about the cinematography, and I am streching to find one, it would be that a few of the scenes appeared to be set pieces. I’m not sure if that was becasue they actual were filmed on a set or because of artificial lighting in a natural environment.

As far as the acting goes, the weak spots were the king’s woman, who acted in much the same style as a typical antagonist woman in a typical Korean TV drama, and the king, who although slightly less exaggerated and stiff, still seemed to be awkward in some parts and overacting others.

A surprising disappointment, perhaps a victim of being over-hyped, was Lee Jun Ki’s performance of Kong Kil.

After hearing men and women extol his acting virtures, his beatiful, womanly looks, etc., and as he was supposed to be the main character of the movie, I may have been expecting too much. While his acting certainly was not bad, I found it lacking in any real depth or emotion. He could not have carried out his part in the movie with the support of all of the other characters, particular the character Jang Saeng. I don’t quite know what it was, but there was something about him that I didn’t like. Also, I found myself being distracted by his odd-shaped ears.

Jang Saeng, played by Gam Woo Sung, was a powerful and well acted character.

The movie would still have been good without the character of Kong Kil, but the movie would have been nowhere near as good without Jang Saeng. Gam Woo Sung gave a wonderful performance as the head of the street performing troupe and as protector of Kong Kil. He was a full, multi-dimensional charcter that the audience could believe in.

The other street performers arguably stole the show. In fact, I would be inclined to argue that they were the high point of the film. From beginning to end, they were perfectly acted, believable, and hilariously funny.

The other performers were very complex in their simplicity. The energy and depth of these low class characters was surprising. They absolutely dominated the first third of the movie, kept the movie going during the slow middle act, and came through powerfully in the end. Despite the movies dramatic themes, the street performers made this movie the funniest Korean movie I have seen.

Although Chunhyang is still my favorite Korean movie, and one of my overall favorite movies, The King’s Clown is not far behind. I definitely recommend seeing it on the big screen.

A Note From the Net (a.k.a “They Hate Me! They Really Hate Me!”)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 5:19 pm on Friday, March 3, 2006

For the benefit of Koreans and Korean readers of my blog, this was posted on the Daum boards.  Thanks to "HBJ" for the heads up.

Despite the author being wrong about being a Canadian and being an English teacher, here is what was written–

From Daum:

캐나다인이 만든 한국비하 사이트를 보고 정말 어처구니가 없어서
눈물이 나올 것 같습니다. 더욱 놀라운 것이 이 캐나다 사람이
한국비하 사이트를 캐나다가 아닌, 한국 땅에서 살면서 운영하고
있다는 것입니다.

사이트 이름은 Ruminations in Korea고, 주소는
http://jeffinkorea.blogs.com 입니다.

이 캐나다인의 블로그에 자신은 이름이 제프(Jeff)고 한국에서
영어강사를 한다는데, 이 사람이 쏟아놓는 한국에 대한
저주는 정말 가관일정도 입니다. 한국, 한국사람, 한국대통령,
한국에 관한 모든 것에 저주의 글을 올려놓고 있습니다.
한국사람들한테 겉으로는 친한파(한국통)인 척 행동하면서
웹에서는 돌변한다고 씌여 있습니다. 언뜻 보기에도 꽤
오랫동안 운영되고 있는 블로그로 보입니다.
제가 영어는 비록 짧지만, 이 캐나다인에게 한마디
따금하게 해줘야겠다고 이 캐나다인의 블로그에
글을 남기려고 했지만, 글을 남겨도 운영자가 자기
맘에 들면 올리고 맘에 안들면 아예 올리지도
못하게 하는, moderate기능을 블로그에 설치해 놓았습니다.
즉 자신이 듣고 싶은 말, 자신에게 유리한 말만
듣겠다는 것인데, 한국사람들이 항의할 줄 이미
예상하고 그렇게 설정해 놓은 듯 합니다.

이런 캐나다인은 당장 법으로 처벌을 해야하지 않을까요?
법에 의해 충분히 처벌하고도 남는다고 봅니다. 아니면
이 캐나다인에 대해 즉시 강제출국조치를 취하고, 앞으로도
다시는 한국에 입국하지 못하도록 평생 금지시켜야
된다고 봅니다.

Comments to the post:

"오늘은" : 그냥 사이버 수사대 같은곳에 신고하면 안돼는지? 근거없이 국가를 상대로 타국인이 저렇게 매도하느건 법정 대응 돼지않나요?

"Doolittle" : 비하사이트라기보다는 사회에대한 비평이랄까 애정섞인 쓴소리들이 던데요 대부분, 17년이나 한국에 살아왔다는군요, 단순히 한국을 저 주하는 사람이라면 17년이나 살아왔을까요? 앞으로도 한국에 살 생 각이라는데 말이죠

My Response:

안녕하세요.  doolittle님이 말하신 것 처럼 제 사이트는 한국에 대하여 비하나 저주하는 사이트는 절대 아닙니다. 대한민국을 사랑하는 마음으로 쓴 사이트 입니다. 아무리 좋은나라일지라도 아직 한국은 완벽한 나라는 아닙니다. 불행히도 아직까지 외국에서는 한국의 이미지에 대한 문제가 많습니다. 외국사람의 한국을 보는 눈과 한국사람의 한국을 보는 눈과는 다릅니다. 모든 외국사람들이 한국에 대한 좋은 생각과 감정을 가졌으면 좋겠지만, 그 일을 달성하기 위해서는, 한국사회가 외국에 보여주는 이미지가 호전되어야 합니다. 제 사이트의 목적은 한국을 저주하는 것이 아닌, 그 반대로  한국을 사랑하고 존경하는 한 외국사람의 생각으로, 한국에서의 사회적,정치적인 일과 사람들과의 관계에 있어서 이러이러한 일들이 없었으면, 한국은 국제적이고 세계적인 이미지가 좋아지고 발전할 수 있다는 것을 알려드리고자 하는 것 입니다. 비하나 저주가 아닌 사랑의 매로 한국 사회를 살짝 때리는 사이트로 생각해주시면 감사하겠습니다. 

Moderate기능을 블로그에 설치해 놓은 이유는 단 spam과 심한 욕슬밖에 없는 글 자단하는 것입니다. 방문하고 글 남기시길…

Words Mean Things II - Athletics for Alternative Lifestyles?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:07 am on Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A little over a month ago, I posted an audioblog about my thoughts on Koreans taking two or more english words and combining them to create a new, utterly meaningless word. In the audio post, I specifically mentioned the fascination with the word “Utopia” and how Koreans woud stick the “pia” part of “Utopia” to the end of a word to create a sense of the perfect, utopian version of whatever the root word is.

Tonight, while I was searching for a car rental place online, I discovered a rather unusual website. It appears that the website deals with sports tour packages. Specificially leisure sports. Ordinarily, when talking about leisure sports, Koreans will take the “Le” from “Leisure” and the “ports” from “Sports, and combine them to creat the single word “Leports” to refer to leisure sports.

However, that is not the case with this particular site. The expanded name of the site is “Leisure Sports Utopia”. However, that was apparently too long. So, they took the “Le” from “Leisure, the “S” from “sports”, and the “pia” from “Utopia” and compined them to create the offical name for their site: Lespia

Honestly, if you heard someone say the word “lespia”, would you immediately think “leisure sports utopia?”

Korea’s Image

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 10:57 am on Monday, February 20, 2006

Koreans are VERY conscious about their country’s “brand image”. Unfortunately, public relations and marketing effectively to foreigners in Korea and throughout the rest of the world is something that Koreans, by and large, have not done successfully. As with many other things, it is the actions of the outrageous few that gets more attention than vast majority of “average” people. However, it doesn’t help when the outrageous few are the ones that feel some sort of need to broadcast their outrageousness to the rest of the world. The rest of the world is left with the wrong impression.

To hear more of my thoughts on this, click here and listen.

Also, be sure to click here to see the video of Korea’s image take another silly beating in the world media

It’s a Dog-Eat-Dog….er….Man-Eat-Dog-Food World!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:57 pm on Monday, February 13, 2006

I just had the weirdest lunchtime online conversation I think I have ever had…..
Here is the transcript cut and pasted directly from the conversation that took place 5 minutes ago:

Friend: i just heard the funniest thing

Me: yes??????

Me: don’t leave me hanging…

Friend: ok a while ago a co-worker told me how her husband said one of his co-workers eats dog food

Me: WHAT??????????????

Friend: then just today, she comes back to me and says, “I was wrong about what I told you about my husband’s co-worker eating dog food.”

Me: it’s funny enough if you stop right there……

Friend: then she says, “It’s not just one co-worker it’s three!”

Me: WWWWWWHHAAAAAT???????

Friend: then she goes, “But one of them gave up because he said it was too difficult.”

Me: …… WHAT are you talking about????

Friend: and finally she concludes by saying, “So now it’s just two. Two people my husband works with eat dog food.”

Me: wow….

Friend: i thought that was f’ing hilarious

Me: WHY????? WHY DO THEY DO THAT????

Friend: and she’s saying this all matter-of-factly as if it’s no big deal

Me: and what is difficult about it???

Me: WHY WHY WHY?????

Friend: and i’m laughing my head off and she’s like, “What? Lots of Koreans eat dog food.” and i’m thinking, “Don’t EVER say that in front of a foreigner.”

Friend: now when i say “dog food” i’m not talking dog meat

Friend: i’m talking kibbles and bits

Friend: these guys literally eat fricken dog food

Me: Lots of Koreans eat dog food???????

Friend: that’s what she said!!!

Me: WHAWT WHAT WHAT>>>>

Me: that is seriously messed up!

Friend: it’s HILARIOUS

Friend: and we all got on this topic when my other co-worker was trying to order dog food for her pet poodle online

Me: Do they mix it with water so it makes a delicious gravy????

Friend: according to my coworker the guys just bring it to work and snack on it at their desks

Me: WHAT???????

Friend: omg i’m trying not to burst out laughign just witing this to u

Friend: i’m not making this up

Friend: if i were making this up, it’d be racist

Me: like a big bag of puppy chow????

Friend: but this is what koreans are telling me

Friend: YES!!!!

Me: SHUT UP!!!

Friend: i’m serious!

Friend: i wish it were a joke

Me: This is going on my blog RIGHT NOW!

Friend: hahah

Friend: you’re gonna be called racist

Me: didn’t you ask WHY they eat it?

Friend: of course

Me: and????

Friend: they said it’s good if you want to lose weight

Me: HUH!!! that is JUST NOT RIGHT!!!

Friend: well don’t tell this to me…i KNOW it’s not right

Friend: i’m not the one eating kibbles and bits at my desk

Just Another Day At The Office

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 10:00 am on Monday, February 13, 2006

What is just another day at the office for me often means a watery grave for someone else.  I have to deal with the investigations, interviews, tears, anger, frustration, insurance, litigation, negotiations, settlements, and the rest of the aftermath of pinheands doing exactly THIS sort of thing..

Click here to see liability in action.

Why So Few Asian Men With White Women?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 11:21 am on Sunday, February 12, 2006

This is a question that has plagued the minds of Orientals and Occidentals since the two first came into contact with each other.

Why are there so few Asian man / white woman couples compared with the number of white male / Asian woman couples. Here is an insider’s look into the question of why white guys are taking all of the Asian women…

Click here to see the plight of the Asian male.

Wow….Cosplay: Lost in Translation

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:32 am on Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The art of Cosplay, which the Japanese have mastered, for better or worse, and which Koreans are “improving” at, seems to be lost on Americans…. As a former D&D player, I feel qualified to say that I have never seen a bigger group of losers gathered together at one time…

Click here to see the biggest group of losers ever!

OUCH!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:51 pm on Thursday, January 19, 2006

At Least The Dog Was Real

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 3:12 pm on Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The final report on Hwang has been released. Basically everything he claimed to have done was a complete and total lie….with the exception of cloning an essentially meaningless dog.

Despite lying about nearly everything, falsifying research, engaging in horribly unethical behavior, hiding the truth, giving false hopes and promises, and possibly misusing millions of dollars in government money, People still support the guy.

Weep, oh crestfallen and betrayed students! Weep for your country! Weep for your disgrace. Weep for your ignorance and blind trust!

More on this later.

Words Mean Things - Or At Least They SHOULD…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:26 am on Monday, January 9, 2006

Following up on my recent dismay at another odd attempt to combine to unrelated words into a third, somehow meaningful, new word, in this case “cinema” and “port” to create “Cineport”, I discuss this and other such linguistic oddities in the audio blog below.

Click here to listen.

The Smell of Konglish in the Morning

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 10:39 am on Friday, January 6, 2006

I arrive at the office at 10:00 am today. By 10:05 I was having the following IM conversation with a friend:

Me: Some days I can’t even get to my desk before I start sighing in exasperation.

Friend: oh-oh. what happened?

Me: i walked through the door of my office, looked at the headline of a newspaper on the coffee table while on my way to the water cooler and I saw that Pusan is now a “Cineport.”

Friend: WHAT?!

Friend: which newspaper?

Me: i don’t know… I can go check if you want to know.

Friend: what the hell is a cineport?

Me: CINEMA PORT…. a city with a port and a movie industry.

Friend: oh f–k that’s the funniest thing i’ve heard

Me:

Friend: whose brilliant idea was that?

Me: City hall….

Me: who else?

Friend: if my job now consists of me having to market this fricken region of korea as a cineport i’m going to bitch

Me: well…..

Friend: UB Cineport…they aren’t trying to pass that off as english are they? please tell me it will only remain as konglish and never cross over…

Me: Ah.. the dreaded “UB”…forgot about the ubituitous use of the word “UBiquitious.” nope… for now I have only seen “Cineport” in Korean. Haven’t seen it in English yet, but, like bird flu, it’s only a matter of time.

Friend: hahaha that’s what i fear

Me: Let’s call city hall and tell them to put it in English and to add “UB.” Pusan can be a “UB Cineport.” We will be heros!

Friend: sadly enough they’d love it

Friend: why can’t they just do it in chinese?

Friend: the whole country wants to cozy up to china since they all hate the US now

Friend: that’s my suggestion

Me: Sigh.

Dr.Hwang Woo-suk: One of the Biggest Scientific Frauds in Recent History?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:02 am on Friday, December 30, 2005

 

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Real Stem Cells    /    Fake Stem Cells
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“How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle! O Jonathan, thou wast slain in thine high places.” 2 Samuel 1:25

As set out in the following story from Reuters, another very sizeable nail has been pounded into the coffin of Hwang Woo-suk and his claims. Shame, disgust, disgrace, sadness, waste…These are all words that come to my mind at this point, but they don’t really capture the essence of what I am feeling about this story at this point. To my speculations about suicide, I am not inclined to believe that someone may seriously attempt to kill him.

SEOUL (Reuters) - A South Korean panel dealt a devastating blow to discredited scientist Hwang Woo-suk on Thursday, concluding that his once-celebrated team provided no data to prove a claim they had produced tailored embryonic stem cells.

The findings deepened the disgrace of a man once heralded as a national hero for his pioneering work on stem cell and cloning research.

The panel will also review Hwang’s 2004 paper on creating the first cloned human embryos for research and a claim he produced the world’s first cloned dog, an Afghan hound named Snuppy.

“It is the panel’s judgment that Professor Hwang’s team does not have the scientific data to prove that they (patient-specific stem cells) were made,” said Roe Jung-hye, chief of Seoul National University’s research office.

It said the team may have produced only two stem cell lines, not 11 as the authors of the landmark paper had claimed.

Roe told reporters the final two lines, which could have proved the fundamental findings of Hwang’s team, were not produced in Hwang’s lab but at a Seoul hospital.

“The findings of three labs showed the number two and number three stem cell lines that needed confirmation with regard to the 2005 paper did not match with patient tissue cells and were found to be fertilized-egg stem cells of MizMedi Hospital,” Roe said.

Experts say the stem cell case is fast developing into one of the biggest scientific frauds in recent history: the next questions will be how Hwang’s team was able to pull it off and exactly how many people were involved.

…INDEED…. to be continued….Unfortunately

Why Don’t You Just Go Back To America?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 5:09 am on Thursday, December 29, 2005

There are a lot of people who send email and comments like the following:

“Tell me, is there ANYTHING you LIKE about Korea? After reading your articles, I’m really amazed that you bother to stay. It seems you haven’t a positive word to say about the country at all.
Why don’t you go back to america?”

and

“found most of your blog to be one long diatribe. I got bored quickly. I’ll bet you’re one of the many expats who complain day and night about Korea all the while trying to [intercourse] as many Korean women as posssible. Disgusting.”

For people that are casual and lazy readers, for people that lack the time/skills/motivation to accurately analyze and comprehend what is actually being said, it is sometimes necessary to set the record straight.

Who am I? Why am I here? Do I hate Korea? Why am I so negative? Why don’t I just go home?

Click here to find out the answers to these and other questions.

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