Koreans Are Number 1 !!

Filed under: silliness, #1, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 9:25 pm on Sunday, December 31, 2006

Let me preface this by saying that I could not possibly care less about the TV show “Survivor.” I was just flipping through the channels and saw that Survivor was on Q-Channel. it took me about 6 seconds to realize it was the season where the Korean-American won. That led me to remember that many foreigners were wondering why the Korean media didn’t make a big deal about it.

Well, it seems all of the questions about “why didn’t the Korean media mention anything about the Ko-Ams winning survivor” has finally been answered. Q-channel is right now in the middle of showing every episode of the season back-to-back under the title:

스바이버 데이 - 한국인 우승 특집
Survivor Day - Korean Victory Special

The tribes were originally divided according to race, White, Hispanic, Black, and Asian. In the end Korean(-Americans) won proving that Asians are the greatest “race” in the world and that Koreans are the best of the Asians….Ergo… Koreans are the greatest race on earth!

This Day in History - Memories of World Cup ‘02

Filed under: silliness, #1, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 6:38 pm on Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Four years ago, I was in Hong Kong on a business trip during the World Cup. As I was sitting in my hotel room reading the South China Morning Post newspaper on 15 June 2002, I came across this page:

After realizing that there were words on the page, I read what turned out to be my favorite news story of the 2002 World Cup:

Thus, while some people in South Korea are concerned that the excitment of football is causing Koreans to forget the anniversary of the death of two middle school girls who were run over and killed by an armored US military vehicle on 13 June 2002, the nation remained noticeably silent today on the 4th anniversary of the brave, heroic young man who gave his life to “be a ghost and the 12th man” on the field (pitch) and lead the Koreans to victory against the other teams.

It saddens me that Koreans would so easily forget the ghost who invisibly cheated for team Korea by being an extra man/entity on the pitch. How soon we forget the ghost player — the “Red Devil in the next life” — who secretly and invisibly did all he could to cheat for Korea from beyond they veil to help Korean reach not only the group of eight, which President Kim Dae Jung described as being the greatest accomplishment in Korea’s 5,000 year history, but to go all the way to the final four round.

I think a moment of silence is in order, perhaps even a candlelight vigil to remember “Suicide Man”, the ghost player.

Dokdo Riders On The Road To Dallas, Texas

Filed under: Motorcycles, #1, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 11:46 pm on Wednesday, April 19, 2006

All joking and ribbing aside.  I want to make a few observations and statements about the Dokdo Riders.

I have been very critical of the Dokdo Riders in the past.  My main criticism has been about their stated goal of bringing the message that Dokdo belongs to Korea to the world.  As evidenced by the fact there there has been only a single US newspaper report about them, I feel that they have not been successful in achieving their goal.  I think I have made my point in this regard, and I want to put all of that aside for now.

I am still amazed that they were able to get funding for an around-the-world motorcycle trip.  Whether it is simply for travel or for a serious cause, what they have accomplished in obtaining the funds is truly amazing.  My hat is off to them.

On another note, these guys have shown an incredible amount of courage and guts to go through with their plan.  They are riding their bikes through 25,000 miles or so of completely unknown, unfamiliar territory, people, laws, and customs.  For five relatively naive guys in Korea to suck it up and take the plunge is quite admirable.

It is clear they have a love of motorcycles.  There is no way I can fault them for that.  They could done this tour of theirs by plane, train, automobile, bicycle, foot, bus or horseback, but they chose to do it by motorcycle.  Here in Korea where the motorcycle culture is mostly undeveloped except for a relatively small few that have developed the motorcycle culture in some ways that I find to be really strange, it is a cool thing that these five guys love biking enough that they want to do it around the world.  I don’t think any Koreans have ever done this before.  If so, I have never heard of anyone who has.  With any luck, this will get more Koreans interested in real biking rather than just scrambling through traffic from point “A” to point “B”.

Also, the Dokdo Riders have already had to put up with some difficult circumstances.  There has been a lot of rain since they arrived.  The guy caught in San Francisco and Oakland in a near two-week downpour that was reported to be the wost rain storm in 100 years.  Their plans to traverse the Colorado Rockies and go over the continental divide and then across to Chicago were abandoned due to possible rain, sleet, and lots of snow still in high Rockies. (I’m glad they abandoned the part of their trip because those bikes are set for sea-level riding and it would get ugly for them to be fully loaded with fuel and gear trying to scale the rockies and a mile and more above sea-level.  Motorcycles like that need oxygen to run) They re-routed themselves to Dallas.  They could have given up, the could have taken a different means of transportation.  But whatever else they have done, they have shown perserverance.  I am impressed by that.

You may also recall that I, as well as other people, have mused about the possible outcomes if and when the Dokdo riders meet a motorcycle club.  This has already happened. They met up with a motorcycle club in Oakland.  From all accounts, it was a very pleasant, very satisfying, and very good experience for the Dokdo Riders.  I hope they came away from it with a better understanding of how Americans, regardless of whether they are average joes, business executives, or tattooed bikers, generally act.  I hope they came away with a better understanding of how most Americans really are.  I hope they came away with a better understanding of bikers and biking.  Kudos to the motorcycle club for being seriously cool to the Dokdo Riders.  I plan to have more about this later.

So, as the Dokdo Riders arrive in Dallas and engage in further activities, I did want it make it clear that while I am skeptical of their stated intent and completely underwhelmed by their strategies, I do respect and admire them as Koreans, as people, and as motorcycle enthusiasts.

Shiny side up, boys!

Dokdo Riders. Yeah. THAT’S The Ticket!

Filed under: #1, News, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 3:02 am on Monday, April 10, 2006

I personally agree that the rocks in question should be recognized as belonging to Korea.  As far as I am concerned, Dokdo is Korean territory.

However, I think that many people, including the Dokdo Riders, are trying to make their point in exactly the wrong way.

Let’s check in the the Dokdo Riders again.  Let’s see how they have been spending their time during their around-the-world vacation crusade to spread the word about Dokdo to the people of Earth.

During their recent interview by the San Francisco Chronicle reporter, Charles Burress, it seems that the youth of Korea nearly ran afoul of the law.

Although there were no details provided with the photographs, it seems that during their interview,

the local authorites became aware of possibly illegally parked motorcycles in the area.  The authorities moved in to further investigate the expired meter violation.

Knowing that the Dokdo Riders were still about $30,000 short on their funds, the quick-thinking, generous reporter stops reporting the news and becomes the news as he saves the men from further financial difficulties by dropping a quarter from his own pocket into the expired meter.

While in San Francisco, the Dokdo Riders held a press conference that was attended by…  

Koreans. Less than two dozen of them by my count. The attendees were members of the San Francisco Citizens for Peaceful Reunification Advisory Committee (rough translation of 샌프란시스코 민주평화통일자문회의).  Today’s useful English expression is “preaching to the choir.”

Where were they before San Fran?  Apparently, they were in Los Angeles. They banged their drums for Dokdo in front of Mann’s Chinese Theater, where many more people appeared to be interested in Spiderman than were interested in the Dokdoman.

As the night wore on, they decided to make hand gestures that could be mistaken for gang signs…in Los Angeles…at night.  Good Idea.

They also gave a television interview…

to SBS.

The spent the rest of the day playing drums and handing out leaflets to…um…other people?

They also went to Angel Stadium to watch Korea and Japan play baseball.  With the whole world watching the great rivalry between to two claimants of Dokdo, they…watched baseball. But AFTER the game they held up signs in the parking lot and maybe played some drums.

Just as an aside, you would think that students from Yonsei University could put together better and more correct English sign than that.  Out of 10 words, I count at least 5 grammatical errors.

They visited UCLA and held a seminar and presentation attended by…

Koreans, where they drummed with…

other Koreans.  After the semina, they went out to eat…

at a korean restaurant…

with a bunch of Koreans.

At some point, the Dokdo riders seem to have been in San Diego. Where they played their drums…

in front of a korean market…

and passed out leaflets about Dokdo to….

other Koreans.

Where will our World Cross Project Dokdo Rider (sic) go next?  They seem to be on their way to Texas, where they will hopefully find better venues and better audiences than deserted street corners, Korean students, Korean markets, and Korean restaurants.

They’re HEEEEEEEEERE!

Filed under: Motorcycles, #1, News, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 2:01 pm on Monday, April 3, 2006

Only one month after arriving in America, the legendary Dokdo Riders have finally made a newspaper. 

Despite having spent a month in the Los Angeles area, the dedicated young men of Korea appear to have not been able to get even a sniff of publicity for their worthy and noble cause.  However, the tide has changed. On April Fools Day, the San Francisco Chronicle has finally taken notice and carried an article about our intrepid adventurers

How fares it for these brave, courageous and valiant knights aboard their trusty (?) Hyosung Mirage 250cc iron horses? 

On matching motorcycles they came, with lots of leaflets. The newly launched “Dokdo Riders” rolled into Berkeley on Friday, and if you don’t know what “Dokdo” means, you’re obviously not Korean.

Five guys on tiny, little bikes handing out leaflets is not going to get noticed.  To get noticed, you need to be more, have more, and do more. 

This does not draw attention:

Something like this does:

Where are the other patriots? Dokdo Riders of the world unite!  If you’re going to do it, then do it right. Nobody outside of Korea and Japan knows/cares about Dokdo because no one has brought it to world’s attention.  Five clean-cut guys on scooters bothering people on the streets with irrelevent pieces of paper, will not change world opinion, and unfortunately, will not bring the Korean passion surrounding Dokdo to the rest of the world.  I would expect the most animated response from a leaflet holder to be, “Hmm.. Ok… Whatever.”

It’s not fair to discount the legitimacy and urgency of the message due to the ineffectiveness of the messengers.  Putting the messengers aside for a moment, let’s look at the message:

“This problem can have an impact on world peace,” said Sang Kyun Kang, 25, a student at Yonsei University who came up with the motorcycle-crusade idea two years ago while serving his obligatory two-year stint in the Korean military.

There you have it!  The continuation and survival of Civilization as we know it rests on the the recognition of Dokdo as Korean Land.  Unless this is realized, Senegal-Guinea relations could collapse, Bolivia and Paraguay could take military action against each other, Canada - USA relations could be brought to the brink of armed conflict.  Either that or everyone could continue to be ignorant of the big rocks in the ocean.

“The key to solving this problem is not the two countries involved, but other countries,” Kang said.

Would these “other countries” be the same “other countries” that Koreans say should mind their own business, stay out of Korean affairs, and not to even presume to understand anything about Korea for the reason that “you cannot understand because you are not Korean?”  I thought so…Just checking.

T.J. Pempel, head of UC Berkeley’s Institute of East Asia Studies, said the dispute is a rallying point for Korean prestige, and Connecticut College historian Alexis Dudden, in a paper to be delivered at the annual Association for Asian Studies meeting in San Francisco next week, says, “These islands embody Northeast Asia’s 20th century.”

Not to diminish Pempel’s remarks, but EVERYTHING in Korea is a rallying point for Korean prestige. Also, Dudden’s paper might be an interesting paper to read.

“This is our island,” said Young Been Kim, 23, a Dokdo Rider 

Thanks Mr. Kim.  That is profound.  You should write a song about Dokdo being your island.

When Japan’s Shimane prefecture established a “Takeshima Day” last year to declare its ownership of the islets, angry demonstrations erupted in South Korea, accompanied by weeks of saturation media coverage. Among the extreme reactions were a mother and son slicing off their little fingers in front of the Japanese embassy and a man setting himself on fire.

I mentioned above that no one outside of Korean and Japan has heard of Dokdo.  If it’s any consolation, no one outside of Korea and Japan has heard of Takeshima either. 

The conflict doesn’t generate much heat among the general population in Japan, except among right-wing nationalists.

It would seem that even in Japan, no one really cares. 

Well, it would be easy to conclude that the message itself is not really important or of any real interest to anyone except Koreans.  Maybe we should turn our focus from the issue itself and focus on how successful the ineffective messengers are in increasing world awareness of an unimportant issue.

First, the total lack of news from the LA area for the first month does not bode well for the next eight months.  Maybe things were better in San Francisco.

The Dokdo Riders are hoping to generate public interest here, but their plans in the Bay Area fell victim to the relentless rain. It washed out their sidewalk performance of traditional Korean music on Telegraph Avenue on Friday, not to mention nearly all of the performances they had hoped to do in the past week.

No sidewalk performance, cancellation of nearly all performances, rain…oops.  That is sad and unfortunate. It is sad because:

Before leaving Korea, they trained rigorously to perform “Samulnori” traditional music on their tour, intending to attract onlookers to whom the leaflets and other literature can be given.

 All of this touring is going to cost a lot of money.

Funding comes from $20,000 they earned at part-time jobs, $50,000 from the GS Caltex energy corporation, $20,000 from KIUP Bank, and a $10,000 pledge from the Korean Government Information Agency, which also is supplying postcards and maps to distribute, Kim said.

All joking and kidding aside, one thing has always impressed me about these Dokdo Riders.  I have give my props to them for finding a way to get someone else to pay for their 9 month vacation biking around the world.

Rubber side down, Dokdo Riders!

Koreans are the World’s Best Starcraft and Warcraft Players!

Filed under: #1, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 8:56 pm on Sunday, March 12, 2006

Korea absolutely dominates the world in Starcraft and Warcraft gaming.

As Leeroy Jenkins the owner of WoW Newbs said, “they kick the crap out of everybody in this!”

DAE HAN MINGOOK!
PILSUNG KOREA!

Hang your heads it shame non-Korean gamers! Korea owns you!

Click HERE to see Korea dominate the world of computer gaming competition!
(by the way, the subtitles have nothing to do with what is actually being said….)

Thanks to “Suzy” for the heads up!