Audioblog - Out With the Old. In With the New

Filed under: Audioblogs, Motorcycles — Jeff in Korea at 10:01 pm on Saturday, April 29, 2006

It has been a long time since my last audio blog.  There have been a million things going on that were preventing me from doing another one.  However, a lot of those problems and distractions have gone away.  So, I thought it was about time to make another audioblog post.

This is my first attempt at a mobile audioblog.  My previous audioblogs were done in a room with my studio recording equipment. This one was recorded on my Palmpilot, my Palm LifeDrive.

Click here to listen to my latest audioblog. 

Pictures will follow soon.

Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Riding In Korea

Filed under: — Jeff in Korea at 9:07 pm on Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Heavy metal thunder racin’ with the wind…

Nearly everyone who has ridden a bike for any length of time will agree. The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong ever done to them by man, beast, or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their own fear of death, jail, and lawsuits, which are much less likely if they can find a motorcycle to challenge, instead of another two-thousand pound car or a concrete abutment. … Because the only thing that can alter their careless, ingrained driving habits is a threat of punishment, either legal or physical, and there is nothing about a motorcycle to threaten any man in a car.

- Hunter S. Thompson in his book “Hell’s Angels”

Way back in the day, not long after I started driving a car, the Utah Highway Patrol started a seat belt campaign that used the tag line “Arrive Alive”.

Motorcycling can be a truly liberating experience, the best thing you ever do. Riding can be the ultimate act of freedom, where your soul is freed from the strictures of the city and the hustle and bustle of everyday life. You can become one with nature, experiencing it directly rather than looking at it through the glass windshield of a several ton cage.

On the other hand, biking can be the last thing you ever do. Riding can be the ultimate act of freedom, where your soul is freed from the strictures of your body and your physical self can become one with the asphalt or another vehicle.

Biking is one of the great pleasures of my life. It is an activity that I have enjoyed for 22 years. I wish everyone could experience what I experience on my rides, whether it is a lengthy tour or something as simple as my daily ride to the office. As most, if not all, of such things are purely subjective in nature, it would be meaningless to attempt to describe them here. It is something that must be experienced directly and individually.

Many foreigners ride scooters, smaller bikes, and the big machines here in Korea. Every person’s experience is different than that of another. Why people ride and what they get out of it is for the individual to decide. It is my sincere wish that everyone who rides anywhere for any reason, will “Arrive Alive”.

For that reason, I have compiled a few of the lessons and insights I have learned in more than twenty years of riding about safe riding generally and riding in Korea specificially. I have taught several beginners to ride and I have been asked about riding techniques by countless others. What follows is not necessarily the best way of doing things and can in no way guarantee a safe ride. Rather, they are my thoughts and experiences that have helped me ride over the years with relatively few bumps, bruises, scrapes, and stitches.

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South Koreans To Be Slaves Of the North

Filed under: Korea — Jeff in Korea at 10:39 am on Tuesday, April 25, 2006

“Under North Korean rule, South
Koreans would be ‘2nd-class’ people”

This is the title of an article in the April 2006 issue of The Korea Post.  There’s no by-line on the article, so I don’t know who to credit. 

The article is very straight-forward and directed at people, particularly the youth, of Korea that see no problem with North Korea and think that the North Korean government is all warm and cuddly.  Here are a few highlights from the article.

What some young people in South Korea do not realize concerning North Korea, especially the North Korean regime, is the fact that North Korea which they are seeing (superficially) is not the real North Korea.

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Some surveys indicated that a great portion of the young respondents replied that in the event of a war between North Korea and the United States they would take sides with the North and fight against the US.

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These young people know nothing about the true nature of the North Korean regime–still less what the North Korean regime is after.

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When the Korean demonstrators jump on the US armored vehicles, the US soldiers are supposed to stop them. However, from fear and possibility of being subjected to an unjustified ‘public opinion trial’ by the Korean people against them, they had to just watch them doing it with folded arms.

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It is true that the Korean government does not have open anti-American policies. All the same, however, it is difficult to find even one instance in which the Korean government is closely cooperating with the US government in dealing with many issues, including the future of ROK-US miliary cooperation, unification of the Korean peninsula, North Korea nuclear issue and North Korean counterfeit problem and the North Korean human rights situation.

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It is high time the Korean people clearly read the reality of the situation and kept their eyes wide open to prevent the failure of the state policies.

The problem with this article is that it is written in English and directed at foreign readers who already know and believe what is in the article.  Writings such as this are important (unlike my mental ramblings here on my blog) and need to be written in Korean and directed at Koreans in prominent Korean media.

To read the article in it’s entirety, read on:

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WHAT ON EARTH…????

Filed under: Silliness, News, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 12:32 am on Friday, April 21, 2006

OK… What is wrong with people??? 

“An anti-Japan protester, Yang Bong-ho, stabs himself in the stomach with a kinfe to commite suicide demanding Japan abandon a plan to conduct a maritime survey near disputed islets, at a park in Seoul, Wednesday, April 19, 2006. Yang’s condition was unknown after being taken to hospital.”

You have GOT to be kidding me!  This guy with a knife in his gut.  He does realize, doesn’t he, that the ONLY people that can understand him, sympathize with him, and take him seriously are Koreans, and THEY already agree with him.  So what is the point of this?  I really, honestly, don’t get it.

hat tip to GI Korea.

Dokdo Riders On The Road To Dallas, Texas

Filed under: Motorcycles, #1, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 11:46 pm on Wednesday, April 19, 2006

All joking and ribbing aside.  I want to make a few observations and statements about the Dokdo Riders.

I have been very critical of the Dokdo Riders in the past.  My main criticism has been about their stated goal of bringing the message that Dokdo belongs to Korea to the world.  As evidenced by the fact there there has been only a single US newspaper report about them, I feel that they have not been successful in achieving their goal.  I think I have made my point in this regard, and I want to put all of that aside for now.

I am still amazed that they were able to get funding for an around-the-world motorcycle trip.  Whether it is simply for travel or for a serious cause, what they have accomplished in obtaining the funds is truly amazing.  My hat is off to them.

On another note, these guys have shown an incredible amount of courage and guts to go through with their plan.  They are riding their bikes through 25,000 miles or so of completely unknown, unfamiliar territory, people, laws, and customs.  For five relatively naive guys in Korea to suck it up and take the plunge is quite admirable.

It is clear they have a love of motorcycles.  There is no way I can fault them for that.  They could done this tour of theirs by plane, train, automobile, bicycle, foot, bus or horseback, but they chose to do it by motorcycle.  Here in Korea where the motorcycle culture is mostly undeveloped except for a relatively small few that have developed the motorcycle culture in some ways that I find to be really strange, it is a cool thing that these five guys love biking enough that they want to do it around the world.  I don’t think any Koreans have ever done this before.  If so, I have never heard of anyone who has.  With any luck, this will get more Koreans interested in real biking rather than just scrambling through traffic from point “A” to point “B”.

Also, the Dokdo Riders have already had to put up with some difficult circumstances.  There has been a lot of rain since they arrived.  The guy caught in San Francisco and Oakland in a near two-week downpour that was reported to be the wost rain storm in 100 years.  Their plans to traverse the Colorado Rockies and go over the continental divide and then across to Chicago were abandoned due to possible rain, sleet, and lots of snow still in high Rockies. (I’m glad they abandoned the part of their trip because those bikes are set for sea-level riding and it would get ugly for them to be fully loaded with fuel and gear trying to scale the rockies and a mile and more above sea-level.  Motorcycles like that need oxygen to run) They re-routed themselves to Dallas.  They could have given up, the could have taken a different means of transportation.  But whatever else they have done, they have shown perserverance.  I am impressed by that.

You may also recall that I, as well as other people, have mused about the possible outcomes if and when the Dokdo riders meet a motorcycle club.  This has already happened. They met up with a motorcycle club in Oakland.  From all accounts, it was a very pleasant, very satisfying, and very good experience for the Dokdo Riders.  I hope they came away from it with a better understanding of how Americans, regardless of whether they are average joes, business executives, or tattooed bikers, generally act.  I hope they came away with a better understanding of how most Americans really are.  I hope they came away with a better understanding of bikers and biking.  Kudos to the motorcycle club for being seriously cool to the Dokdo Riders.  I plan to have more about this later.

So, as the Dokdo Riders arrive in Dallas and engage in further activities, I did want it make it clear that while I am skeptical of their stated intent and completely underwhelmed by their strategies, I do respect and admire them as Koreans, as people, and as motorcycle enthusiasts.

Shiny side up, boys!

Registration Required

Filed under: Korea — Jeff in Korea at 10:04 pm on Friday, April 14, 2006

As many of you have noticed, I have now required that people register in order to leave comments.  I regret having to do that, but I really hate deleting a couple dozen spam comments per day.  Thanks for your understanding.

Dokdo Riders. Yeah. THAT’S The Ticket!

Filed under: #1, News, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 3:02 am on Monday, April 10, 2006

I personally agree that the rocks in question should be recognized as belonging to Korea.  As far as I am concerned, Dokdo is Korean territory.

However, I think that many people, including the Dokdo Riders, are trying to make their point in exactly the wrong way.

Let’s check in the the Dokdo Riders again.  Let’s see how they have been spending their time during their around-the-world vacation crusade to spread the word about Dokdo to the people of Earth.

During their recent interview by the San Francisco Chronicle reporter, Charles Burress, it seems that the youth of Korea nearly ran afoul of the law.

Although there were no details provided with the photographs, it seems that during their interview,

the local authorites became aware of possibly illegally parked motorcycles in the area.  The authorities moved in to further investigate the expired meter violation.

Knowing that the Dokdo Riders were still about $30,000 short on their funds, the quick-thinking, generous reporter stops reporting the news and becomes the news as he saves the men from further financial difficulties by dropping a quarter from his own pocket into the expired meter.

While in San Francisco, the Dokdo Riders held a press conference that was attended by…  

Koreans. Less than two dozen of them by my count. The attendees were members of the San Francisco Citizens for Peaceful Reunification Advisory Committee (rough translation of 샌프란시스코 민주평화통일자문회의).  Today’s useful English expression is “preaching to the choir.”

Where were they before San Fran?  Apparently, they were in Los Angeles. They banged their drums for Dokdo in front of Mann’s Chinese Theater, where many more people appeared to be interested in Spiderman than were interested in the Dokdoman.

As the night wore on, they decided to make hand gestures that could be mistaken for gang signs…in Los Angeles…at night.  Good Idea.

They also gave a television interview…

to SBS.

The spent the rest of the day playing drums and handing out leaflets to…um…other people?

They also went to Angel Stadium to watch Korea and Japan play baseball.  With the whole world watching the great rivalry between to two claimants of Dokdo, they…watched baseball. But AFTER the game they held up signs in the parking lot and maybe played some drums.

Just as an aside, you would think that students from Yonsei University could put together better and more correct English sign than that.  Out of 10 words, I count at least 5 grammatical errors.

They visited UCLA and held a seminar and presentation attended by…

Koreans, where they drummed with…

other Koreans.  After the semina, they went out to eat…

at a korean restaurant…

with a bunch of Koreans.

At some point, the Dokdo riders seem to have been in San Diego. Where they played their drums…

in front of a korean market…

and passed out leaflets about Dokdo to….

other Koreans.

Where will our World Cross Project Dokdo Rider (sic) go next?  They seem to be on their way to Texas, where they will hopefully find better venues and better audiences than deserted street corners, Korean students, Korean markets, and Korean restaurants.

Custom Bike Art Idea Tanks

Filed under: Motorcycles — Jeff in Korea at 12:14 am on Monday, April 10, 2006

After considering for quite some time whether or not to customize my bike’s fuel tank with a bit of artwork, I finally decided to do so.  I had decided to use artwork from H.R. Giger.  However, I was having trouble deciding which image to use. 

I was consider adding this image from his “Necronomicon” book:

or this image from Future Kill:

I had pretty much decided on the Necronomicon image.  I ran the idea past my brother, who informed me that any sci-fi / fantasy artwork on motorcycles looks stupid and ridiculous.

The tank remains black.

One Hells Angel Of A Bad Idea!

Filed under: Motorcycles — Jeff in Korea at 1:36 pm on Wednesday, April 5, 2006

You do not have to be the sharpest knife in the drawer to know that somethings are inherently NOT a good idea.

For example, it can pretty much be assumed that being the “Motorist” in the AP News headine “Motorist Opens Fire On Hells Angels” would not be a good thing.

First things first… Let’s just get this out of the way right now: If you see anything that looks remotely like this (particularly with three patches on the back of the vest/jacket), do not approach it, do not talk to it, do not look at it, walk away from it, and if you think you really must “get a piece of that because he ain’t so tough” then please re-think or make sure you have adequate insurance coverage:

A motorist opened fire on a group of Hell’s Angels motorcyclists along Interstate 95, killing one and injuring another, police said.

Police were considering a number of possible motives including road rage, and authorities across the Northeast were alerted to look for a green GMC sport-utility vehicle with Florida plates, Vance said. He said police believe four men were in the vehicle. 

Road rage? A group of guys thought they would vent road rage on a group of Hells Angels??? That is just about one of the stupidest things I can even conceive of doing. My main thought after reading this article was that Mr. Motorist and his buddies had better pray to everything they hold holy that the police catch them before the Angels do. If not, he will learn the true meaning of “road rage”.

Without exception, Motorcycle Club members are tough, and the Hells Angels are the toughest of the tough.  VERY few OTHER tough Motorcycle Clubs want to tangle in any way at all with the Angels.  Mr. Motorist apparently does not realized how tough these guys are.

Reading about a shot motorcycle rider, I had visions of a horrifying wreck as the biker was ripped open by the bullet and lost control of his mount.  This was not the case:

One of the bikers, Roger Mariani, 61, of Stratford, pulled over before realizing he had been shot in the upper torso, Vance said. He later died at the Yale-New Haven Hospital.

A 61 year old dude was FATALLY SHOT IN THE CHEST and it didn’t phase him.  He pulled his bike over BEFORE he realized he had been shot in the chest.  That is tough.

Another thing Mr. Motorist may not know is that in addition to being Terminator tough, Motorcycle Club members are fiercely loyal and protective of each other. They are called a “brotherhood” to express the closeness of the relationship. But it can often be something much more, in that there may be things you would do for your club brother that you wouldn’t do for your real brother. 

In essense, when you do something to set off a Terminator biker, nothing as radical as shooting him… but often as seemingly small and insignificant as opening your mouth again after you were told to shut it and leave…, you don’t just annoy the Terminator. You annoy the Terminator and eight or nine other Terminators standing near him or just a phone call away  You do not want to do this.  It will end unpleasantly, one way or another.

The Hells Angels and other Motorcycle Clubs want nothing more than to be left alone. For the general public, the simple fact is that if you leave bikers alone, they will leave you alone, but if you really feel that you have to start something with a biker, you had best be prepared to finish it…completely.  Most people who start arguments or fights are not prepared to follow them through to the end where only one walks away.  Hells Angels and other Motorcycle Clubs are not “most people.”

 As the police chief in Steamboat Springs, Colorado said of the Angels back in 1996:

“If you put yourself in a confrontational situation they will finish whatever you start. … There were incidents in the bars where the cowboys came in and wanted to see how tough these bikers are,and you can imagine how that turned out. … Generally, it turned out with a bloody cowboy.”

These are genuinely tough dudes.

Basically when dealing with Hells Angels, members of other Motorcycle Clubs, or pretty much anyone else with a Harley, leather, and long and/or facial hair, you should follow the warning in the Saturday Night Live “Happy Fun Ball” commercial…replacing “Happy Fun Ball” with “Biker”

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

  • itching
  • vertigo
  • dizziness
  • tingling in extremities
  • loss of balance or coordination
  • slurred speech
  • temporary blindness
  • profuse sweating
  • or heart palpitations.

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

They’re HEEEEEEEEERE!

Filed under: Motorcycles, #1, News, Korea — Jeff in Korea at 2:01 pm on Monday, April 3, 2006

Only one month after arriving in America, the legendary Dokdo Riders have finally made a newspaper. 

Despite having spent a month in the Los Angeles area, the dedicated young men of Korea appear to have not been able to get even a sniff of publicity for their worthy and noble cause.  However, the tide has changed. On April Fools Day, the San Francisco Chronicle has finally taken notice and carried an article about our intrepid adventurers

How fares it for these brave, courageous and valiant knights aboard their trusty (?) Hyosung Mirage 250cc iron horses? 

On matching motorcycles they came, with lots of leaflets. The newly launched “Dokdo Riders” rolled into Berkeley on Friday, and if you don’t know what “Dokdo” means, you’re obviously not Korean.

Five guys on tiny, little bikes handing out leaflets is not going to get noticed.  To get noticed, you need to be more, have more, and do more. 

This does not draw attention:

Something like this does:

Where are the other patriots? Dokdo Riders of the world unite!  If you’re going to do it, then do it right. Nobody outside of Korea and Japan knows/cares about Dokdo because no one has brought it to world’s attention.  Five clean-cut guys on scooters bothering people on the streets with irrelevent pieces of paper, will not change world opinion, and unfortunately, will not bring the Korean passion surrounding Dokdo to the rest of the world.  I would expect the most animated response from a leaflet holder to be, “Hmm.. Ok… Whatever.”

It’s not fair to discount the legitimacy and urgency of the message due to the ineffectiveness of the messengers.  Putting the messengers aside for a moment, let’s look at the message:

“This problem can have an impact on world peace,” said Sang Kyun Kang, 25, a student at Yonsei University who came up with the motorcycle-crusade idea two years ago while serving his obligatory two-year stint in the Korean military.

There you have it!  The continuation and survival of Civilization as we know it rests on the the recognition of Dokdo as Korean Land.  Unless this is realized, Senegal-Guinea relations could collapse, Bolivia and Paraguay could take military action against each other, Canada - USA relations could be brought to the brink of armed conflict.  Either that or everyone could continue to be ignorant of the big rocks in the ocean.

“The key to solving this problem is not the two countries involved, but other countries,” Kang said.

Would these “other countries” be the same “other countries” that Koreans say should mind their own business, stay out of Korean affairs, and not to even presume to understand anything about Korea for the reason that “you cannot understand because you are not Korean?”  I thought so…Just checking.

T.J. Pempel, head of UC Berkeley’s Institute of East Asia Studies, said the dispute is a rallying point for Korean prestige, and Connecticut College historian Alexis Dudden, in a paper to be delivered at the annual Association for Asian Studies meeting in San Francisco next week, says, “These islands embody Northeast Asia’s 20th century.”

Not to diminish Pempel’s remarks, but EVERYTHING in Korea is a rallying point for Korean prestige. Also, Dudden’s paper might be an interesting paper to read.

“This is our island,” said Young Been Kim, 23, a Dokdo Rider 

Thanks Mr. Kim.  That is profound.  You should write a song about Dokdo being your island.

When Japan’s Shimane prefecture established a “Takeshima Day” last year to declare its ownership of the islets, angry demonstrations erupted in South Korea, accompanied by weeks of saturation media coverage. Among the extreme reactions were a mother and son slicing off their little fingers in front of the Japanese embassy and a man setting himself on fire.

I mentioned above that no one outside of Korean and Japan has heard of Dokdo.  If it’s any consolation, no one outside of Korea and Japan has heard of Takeshima either. 

The conflict doesn’t generate much heat among the general population in Japan, except among right-wing nationalists.

It would seem that even in Japan, no one really cares. 

Well, it would be easy to conclude that the message itself is not really important or of any real interest to anyone except Koreans.  Maybe we should turn our focus from the issue itself and focus on how successful the ineffective messengers are in increasing world awareness of an unimportant issue.

First, the total lack of news from the LA area for the first month does not bode well for the next eight months.  Maybe things were better in San Francisco.

The Dokdo Riders are hoping to generate public interest here, but their plans in the Bay Area fell victim to the relentless rain. It washed out their sidewalk performance of traditional Korean music on Telegraph Avenue on Friday, not to mention nearly all of the performances they had hoped to do in the past week.

No sidewalk performance, cancellation of nearly all performances, rain…oops.  That is sad and unfortunate. It is sad because:

Before leaving Korea, they trained rigorously to perform “Samulnori” traditional music on their tour, intending to attract onlookers to whom the leaflets and other literature can be given.

 All of this touring is going to cost a lot of money.

Funding comes from $20,000 they earned at part-time jobs, $50,000 from the GS Caltex energy corporation, $20,000 from KIUP Bank, and a $10,000 pledge from the Korean Government Information Agency, which also is supplying postcards and maps to distribute, Kim said.

All joking and kidding aside, one thing has always impressed me about these Dokdo Riders.  I have give my props to them for finding a way to get someone else to pay for their 9 month vacation biking around the world.

Rubber side down, Dokdo Riders!