It’s a Dog-Eat-Dog….er….Man-Eat-Dog-Food World!
I just had the weirdest lunchtime online conversation I think I have ever had…..
Here is the transcript cut and pasted directly from the conversation that took place 5 minutes ago:
Friend: i just heard the funniest thing
Me: yes??????
Me: don’t leave me hanging…
Friend: ok a while ago a co-worker told me how her husband said one of his co-workers eats dog food
Me: WHAT??????????????
Friend: then just today, she comes back to me and says, “I was wrong about what I told you about my husband’s co-worker eating dog food.”
Me: it’s funny enough if you stop right there……
Friend: then she says, “It’s not just one co-worker it’s three!”
Me: WWWWWWHHAAAAAT???????
Friend: then she goes, “But one of them gave up because he said it was too difficult.”
Me: …… WHAT are you talking about????
Friend: and finally she concludes by saying, “So now it’s just two. Two people my husband works with eat dog food.”
Me: wow….
Friend: i thought that was f’ing hilarious
Me: WHY????? WHY DO THEY DO THAT????
Friend: and she’s saying this all matter-of-factly as if it’s no big deal
Me: and what is difficult about it???
Me: WHY WHY WHY?????
Friend: and i’m laughing my head off and she’s like, “What? Lots of Koreans eat dog food.” and i’m thinking, “Don’t EVER say that in front of a foreigner.”
Friend: now when i say “dog food” i’m not talking dog meat
Friend: i’m talking kibbles and bits
Friend: these guys literally eat fricken dog food
Me: Lots of Koreans eat dog food???????
Friend: that’s what she said!!!
Me: WHAWT WHAT WHAT>>>>
Me: that is seriously messed up!
Friend: it’s HILARIOUS
Friend: and we all got on this topic when my other co-worker was trying to order dog food for her pet poodle online
Me: Do they mix it with water so it makes a delicious gravy????
Friend: according to my coworker the guys just bring it to work and snack on it at their desks
Me: WHAT???????
Friend: omg i’m trying not to burst out laughign just witing this to u
Friend: i’m not making this up
Friend: if i were making this up, it’d be racist
Me: like a big bag of puppy chow????
Friend: but this is what koreans are telling me
Friend: YES!!!!
Me: SHUT UP!!!
Friend: i’m serious!
Friend: i wish it were a joke
Me: This is going on my blog RIGHT NOW!
Friend: hahah
Friend: you’re gonna be called racist
Me: didn’t you ask WHY they eat it?
Friend: of course
Me: and????
Friend: they said it’s good if you want to lose weight
Me: HUH!!! that is JUST NOT RIGHT!!!
Friend: well don’t tell this to me…i KNOW it’s not right
Friend: i’m not the one eating kibbles and bits at my desk