Just Give Me The BAG!!!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:59 am on Saturday, June 18, 2005

As long as I am back to my curmudgeony self, I feel compelled by forces greater than myself to relate yet another customer service experience I had this morning while foraging for food at Home Plus. As with all customer experiences I relate, this entire conversation was in Korean.

Me: (placing my cheese, cucumbers and diet coke on the counter) Can you ring these up for me?

Clerk Gal: Hello, do you have any discount or bonus cards with you?

Me: No. I left my bonus card at home today.

Clerk: Oh well, if you bring it in together with the receipt within the next month, we will credit it to your bonus mileage.

Me: Ok.

Clerk:(while ringing up the first item) Would you like a plastic bag?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (while ringing up the second item) Ok.

Me: Thank you

As I reach for the bag, she begins waving the bag frantically in her left hand and pointing to the bin where all of the plastic bags are kept.

Clerk: Do you need a bag?

Me: (Thinking she meant ANOTHER bag) No thank you. (I reach for the bag)

Clerk: (Jerking the bag away from me before I could grab it) You don’t need a bag??

Me: (getting a little frustrated that it is taking a long time to right up three items.) I do need a bag. You already asked that question once, and I answered yes. I said no because I thought you were offering another bag. You only need to ask once. Please finish ringing up the food so I can get to the office. I’m late.

Manager Woman: (Standing close at hand, she comes over) What’s going on. Why did you ask him again if he wanted bag?

Clerk: I didn’t know he could speak Korean, so I thought he didn’t understand and answered incorrectly. I was making sure.

Me: Huh? Didn’t we talk about bonus cards and mileage and other things before you offered me the bag. If I can understand that, then i can probably understand “Do you need a plastic bag? Will you PLEASE ring up my coke so I can leave?

7 Comments »

Comment by shiteater

18 June 2005 @ 10:59 pm

I am a shiteating foreigner like you jeff. I just love korea dont you jeff. I hope koera gives you all the shit you can eat. dumbass foreigners like you deserve it.

Comment by Discriminated

19 June 2005 @ 9:28 am

Aww.. discriminated against, again, for being a foreigner in Korea. Dumb stupid Korean bag girl.

Comment by Bad Brad Spit

19 June 2005 @ 2:48 pm

I get the opposite, the clerk rings up a bunch of stuff, more than I can carry with my two bare hands, then…nothing. So I have to ask for a bag. Rinse and repeat.

Comment by Jeff in Korea

19 June 2005 @ 7:27 pm

There was no discrimination. The point is that she offered a bag and I accepted, after which we had a perfectly normal and natural conversation in Korean about bonus cards and mileage points in Korean. Then, after having that roughly 1 minute conversation, the thought The she needed to confirm whether or not I needed a bag because she didn’t know I could speak Korean and thought I may have answered incorrectly.

Comment by Kevin Kim

20 June 2005 @ 4:48 pm

Beware of the “koera,” Jeff. It sounds constipated.

Kevin

Comment by jtb-in-texas

22 June 2005 @ 5:49 am

It had nothing to do with the clerk’s race or gender… some people just have mental lapses…

I’d tell you about mine; but not here…

Comment by anonymous

22 June 2005 @ 11:29 am

Since you’ve gone back to this subject, I thought I would comment again, too.

For several years now, I have regularly ordered a large Dominos pepperoni pizza with jalapenos. It’s likea reflex that phone call.

But a few weeks ago, when I made my usual call, I got a surprising answer. “Sorry customer,” the woman said, “but we don’t allow you to add jalapenos to your pepperoni pizza anymore.”

“Huh?” I said.

She repeats what she said, that I cannot have jalapenos on my pizza.

“But you have jalapenos still, right?”

“Oh yes.”

“But you won’t make a pepperoni pizza with jalapenos?”

“Sorry, customer, but my boss tells me we do not want to interfere with the original taste of Dominos.”

I keep talking for a while, trying various tacks, but getting the same response. Eventually I ask my Korean girlfriend to talk to this woman, just in case my Korean was off. Same answer.

Over the next month, I called again a couple of times, hoping I just got some random, insane call woman. But every time I get shut down. No jalapeno and pepperoni pizza for me.

Finally, however, I struck gold. “Can I have a *cheese* pizza, with jalapenos and pepperoni?”

“Yes sir. Can I have your address?”

At no point over my multiple attempts at ordering my stupid pizza over six weeks or so did it occur to any of the people taking my call to let me know that I can have what I want, I just need to order it in slightly a different manner. Thanks for taking the initiative to make a customer happy.

Yes, this was pretty trivial. But I think it was telling.

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