BREAKING NEWS: Safari in Seoul!
BREAKING NEWS!


At 3:00 today, Six elephants broke out of confinement at Elephant World and the Children’s Grand Park in Seoul.
Two pachyderms were caught immediately. Three have holed themselves up in a restaurant and are on a rampage inside. One escaped into a residential neighborhood and is being pursued.
There are reports that some of the elephants in the restaurant were injured by broken glass and other objects.
UPDATE: The lastest on the elephants: Apparently one woman in the restaurant suffered a head injury of some sort. One of the captured elephants is being held at a Police station in the area. (for questioning?). The elephant on the loose has now been chased past the main gate of Kunkook University.
UPDATE: The fugitive elephant was caught hiding in the courtyard of a woman’s house.
Comments from Netizens: “There’s not enough room in our courtyard for an elephant :( ” - “Our courtyard is pretty big. I guess we could fit about five elephants in there, but I’m not sure.”


