Customer Service in Korea Sucks (for the most part)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:36 pm on Monday, April 18, 2005

A while ago, I read that the Sumsung Blue Black mobile phone would debut in Korea this month through KTF. Then, the other day, I was reading the Korea Times and it was mentioned that the Blue Black would be coming out this week.

It being a lovely spring day, I decided to walk to the local giant KTF outlet (as opposed to the millions of little ones dotting the neighborhood) and see when, where, and how much the new phone was going to set me back.

I walked into the store and approached the nearest employee and had the following exchange in fluent, flawless Korean:

Me: I saw in the news that the Samsung SGH-D500 mobile phone would be released thorugh KTF this week. Do you have a fixed date and price for it yet?

Her: Foreigners can’t buy cellphones.

Me: (caught off-guard by the non sequitur…even tough I should have been expecting it.) huh?

Her: Foreigners can’t buy cellphones.

Me: Yes they can.

Her: I’m sorry, but no. Foreigners can rent phones with prepaid plans, but they can’t own them.

Me: Nothing to be sorry about. Yes. Foreigners can own phones. I own one and have oned one for almost 10 years.

Her: No. you are probably renting yours or someone co-signed for you.

Me: No. I changed from LG to KTF last Autumn and own my own phone.

Her: But that’s not possible with KTF.

Me: Would you like to place money on a bet? Here’s my KTF membership card.

Her: Does it have a foreigner’s name on it?

Me: Yes. Look. My name. Right there.

Her: That’s strange. Anyway our branch doesn’t allow foreigners to buy phones.

Me: Why are you arguing with me? I don’t care what your policy is. Even if I could, I wouldn’t buy a phone from you now. I simply want to know when the SGH-D500 will come out and how much it will cost.

Her: Why, if you can’t buy one?

Me: Do you know when they will come out?

Her: No.

Me: Do you know how much they will cost?

Her: No.

Me: Have a nice day…and, by the way, it might be better for business if you didn’t argue with people, especially when the other person is right.

I wish this were an isloated incident. But discourteous, insulting, dismissive customer service is the norm here. It is VERY refreshing when I get good service from a business or person. I show my gratitude by mentioning their friendliness and I return usually with other people. I also do the opposite. The fastest way to make sure that I never go back to your business is to blow me off or to give bad service.

UPDATE: Read here for my next adventure in Customer Service.

20 Comments »

Comment by Joel

18 April 2005 @ 3:35 pm

It’s at moments like this I like to say, “Welcome to Korea.”

Comment by Jeff in Korea

18 April 2005 @ 4:16 pm

Joel, people say we hate Korea and Koreans, and if we don’t like it, we should leave…but if we really hated this place, would we put up with this sort of thing on a daily basis and continue to live here? It should be a testament to our love of this country that we are willing to live here IN SPITE OF this sort of thing.

Comment by Big Al

18 April 2005 @ 6:41 pm

brain dead rude! Did you get the “look” (look at the talking monkey)? Hermit Kingdom or Hermit-minded Kingdom?

Comment by Blinger

18 April 2005 @ 7:32 pm

Well said Jeff (re: your comment)

Comment by Jeff in Korea

18 April 2005 @ 7:38 pm

Al, I did not get the “look” or it’s associated comments. That was perhaps the only refreshing part of that conversation.

Comment by Kevin Kim

18 April 2005 @ 7:52 pm

Jeff,

That’s why you must always carry around a fresh squid– to throw at assholes like that. If they complain about being hit with a stanky mollusc, tell them you just thought they were hungry, and besides: your Korean friends told you that that was a gesture of friendship.

Kevin

Comment by Ders

18 April 2005 @ 8:53 pm

The nice lady in the restaurant today told me that foreigners were not allowed to use chopsticks and that I would have to go across the street to McBurger King. I threw squid at her.

Seriously… I’ve met as many of these blockheads as the next waygoogin, but, just for the record, this past weekend at the local KTF office I was lucky enough to deal with a very kind and helpful young woman, who, incidentally, was unfazed that my phone was registered in my own name.

Just when you least expect it.

Comment by Hub of Rub a Dub Dub

19 April 2005 @ 10:34 am

Stories like that slay me. When I use the three words of Korean I know, people always compliment me–maybe you’re being punished for speaking too well! As for customer service in Korea, forget it, except in department stores, where the clerks glue themselves to your side. But then you do get “service” here, as in the Konglish for complimentary item that usually has no relation to what you’ve just bought.

Comment by Jeff in Korea

19 April 2005 @ 11:15 am

you mean like buy a new stereo and get a free roll of toilet paper? Buy a DVD and get a free necklace? Buy a fridge and get a towel set?

Yeah I love that… those are all things that have happened by the way…

Comment by Nomad

19 April 2005 @ 12:29 pm

“you mean like buy a new stereo and get a free roll of toilet paper?”

Jeff, this post and some of the ensuing comments are hilarious.
Maybe I’ve been lucky…I usually have my wife with me and she has a way of dispatching rude or incompetent fools like that. Yep, she’s approaching ajuma status.

LOL…hilarious post though.

Comment by Scott

19 April 2005 @ 1:36 pm

I get the impression it’s worse in Busan (the small city), instead of in Seoul. Is that the case?

Comment by hmmm

19 April 2005 @ 3:07 pm

Seoul is way much more fun than backwater little old Pusan [Busan, Fusan, whatever]

Here you step out of Seoul station, get in line for a taxi, and wait until its your turn to have a half inebriated nationalistic taxi driver flip you the bird, shout out a big “Pucku Yu, Yankee go home. Ok?” and drive forward to pick up a Korean passenger.

Then when you finally do get a taxi he drives you all the way through Hoam-dong to get to Itaewon when it’s only one left-turn and a straight shot away from Seoul Station.

When you ask for the “free interpreter” he tells you “NO”. When you call the toll free number complaint number, they are completely non-plussed: “Well, there must be a lot of traffic.”

uh-huh.

Then you step out at Itaewon and get hit by “New Rolex?” “How about a cashmere coat?” “New suit today?”

When all you really wanted was a sandwich.

“Hi Seoul”, indeed.

Trackback by The Lost Nomad

19 April 2005 @ 6:00 pm

Jeff on customer service

Check out Jeff’s post on customer service in Korea…it’s hilarious.

Comment by mizar

20 April 2005 @ 8:36 am

“Hi, Seoul” indeed…

I agree. You have to be high or something to live here.

Comment by r. Elgin

20 April 2005 @ 11:46 am

Simply amazing . . .

I must be lucky because I have not run into these things but then if I don’t like the vibe from a store or people, I don’t bother. I rely upon much non-verbal before approaching people.

I *loved* the “thrown squid” bit though.

Comment by dingles

24 April 2005 @ 10:10 pm

Funny that when you tell stories like this to korean they seem to think its your fault somehow.

Comment by kimchipig

2 May 2005 @ 7:51 am

Having been out of Korea for more than a year, I do agree that you have to be high on something to live there.

Comment by anonymous

10 May 2005 @ 3:35 pm

I really do not understand Mr. Hmmmm’s comment at all. I’ve never had a problem remotely like that, in my non-Korean-speaking days of yesteryear or these days.

I think Hub-A-Rub is pretty much right — the more you speak Korean, the more Koreans treat you like a Korea (ie., pretty shitty). For all the whining I hear by foreigners about wanting to fit in, I think a lot of them fail to realize how poorly far too many Koreans treat each other.

I also think that far too many people here are poorly trained at whatever their jobs, and the instinct is, “when in doubt, say no.” I’ve gotten dozens of strange requirements at various banks around Korea over the years when I have asked for one service or another. Sometimes the person remembered an old regulation. Sometimes the person was just making up regulations. Luckily, I have a long-time teller who knows me at my main branch and always gets things done fast and easily and correctly (and politely).

Finally (sorry to go on and on), few things are as much fun as when you happen to know someone higher up on the food chain when you happen to get someone being rude and dumb. Because of my job, I know a lot of random people, so when a lowly office worker is being stupid, it is great to pull out the phone, call Mr. Big-Shot, and have Mr. Big-Shot tear dumb worker a new one.

Comment by Jeff in Korea

10 May 2005 @ 5:26 pm

Anon… Bingo.. Brilliant post. I concur 100%

Comment by yankabroad

12 March 2006 @ 4:10 am

There’s a reason for this twisted logic.

They’re trying to protect themselves from SEX, DRUGS and ROCK AND ROLL!

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