More on Byung Hyun Kim Sucking

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:20 pm on Tuesday, April 12, 2005

This was originally posted as a comment to an earlier post about Kim. It was long enough that I decided to make it a post of its own.

A comment-based conversation between me and HK from the new blog "Babble-on"
about Kim.

Hk,

YOU SAY:
Why are you so bitter towards Byung Hyun Kim?

ME:
I’m not bitter. I just think he sucks. Now that Park Chan Ho has turned into a complete nothing and may go down in history as one of the worst trades in Baseball history, Kim is being touted as THE Korean major league superstar. He clearly is not.

Some people point to the fact that he has two world series rings. As ridiculous as that sounds, it is not proof that he is a good pitcher, it is proof that the teams were good enough to get by despite having Kim on their team.

It is nothing short of a baseball miracle that Arizona won the world series despite the HORRIBLE pitching from Kim that singlehandedly very nearly put them out of the series. You will note that the Red Sox didn’t let Kim anywhere near the world series.

I’m not bitter, but other people sure are. Look at what the Red Sox General Manager had to say about Kim, "We certainly made a mistake and I take responsibility for that. It’s just a mystery what happened to this guy." That’s not a ringing endorsement.

In the pre-season with the Sox, Kim gave up 4 runs in 6 2/3 innings. In his opening game with the Rockies, he gave up EIGHT runs in 1/3 of an inning… EIGHT runs! That is not good. In fact, that sucks.

How bad of a player is he? Read on.

YOU SAY:
Is it because he’s a professional athlete in your country?

ME:
No. Not at all. I don’t care where he came from. It is completely irrelvant to me. There are lots of enormously talented foreign sports superstars playing in the US. More power to them. Despite what many people want to believe, Kim is not counted amoung them.

YOU SAY:
Your country that wouldn’t even give you a menial job, forcing you to move to Korea?

ME:
That’s an intersting thing for you to say. First, why would I want a menial job in the US? Second, what makes you think that I came to Korea to find easy employment? In fact, I am here because my employer spent 8 months begging me to come work for him. There were more than enough career opportunities for me in the US.

(note that so far, you are the only one being racist and stereotyping others….I’m not)

YOU SAY:
So the US values a Korean baseball player at about 1000 times the pay rate that they value you.

ME:
Again, that’s interesting. Let’s take a closer look at this. Kim’s official salary for this season is roughly US$6,500,000. Of that amount 5.6 million dollars comes from the Red Sox who are paying him NOT to play for them. How bad do you have to be for someone to pay you USD$5,600,000 to go away and not pitch for them?

Colorado paid the Sox a couple of million dollars to balance out the salary of ANOTHER player and traded a middle minor league player for Kim.

That is what Kim is worth -5.6 million and the Rockies thought so highly of him that they were willing to give up some guy that may never make it to the big leagues in exchange for Kim.

So, if you deduct the amount that Kim is being paid to simply GO AWAY and not touch a Sox baseball, you are left with the Rockies paying him about US$900,000 this year.

That puts him in a high tax bracket so figure 50% for taxes which leaves him with USD $450,000. I wont deduct things like his agent fees, which are very substantial.

On these after tax figures, Kim is making less than 4 times what I make…and I haven’t got my raise yet this year. That is a far cry from 1000 times more.

YOU SAY:
Why hate on the Korean?

ME:
I’m not hating on him. He just sucks. He’s washed up in his late 20s. The only reason I am talking about him is because I happen to live in Korea and far too many people here are talking about him as if he were the greatest player in the league.

YOU SAY:
It’s the Koreans who have to suffer by taking all the American refuse in as english teachers.

ME:
That is a subject for another post. However, I pretty much agree with you on that point. As evidence, of this problem, I point you to Marmot’s posting about Engrish teachers.

8 Comments »

Comment by Blinger

12 April 2005 @ 4:37 pm

Great entry…

Not all English teachers are of the engrish variety, but it is good to see losers like that picked up and hopefully deported

Comment by Wedge

12 April 2005 @ 10:35 pm

At AZ they called him “Little Unit.” I think it had something to do with comparing some part of the anatomy with Randy Johnson. The guy absolutely sux in the postseason, although it looks like he’s not so great in the regular season, either.

BTW - I like the salary analysis.

Comment by Plunge

13 April 2005 @ 12:02 am

Heh…love the post!

Comment by hk

14 April 2005 @ 3:06 am

omg… I got a whole entry devoted to me. yippy yay!

Actually, I don’t really read your blog usually, but I saw your comment on Jodi’s blog (Asia Pages) today about law firm names and I clicked to see this law dude was. Lo and behold… a post about me.

Anyway… ok fine.. you’re not an engrish teacher. I’ve made the mistake before. But whatever… that’s not the point. Why hate on Byung Hyun? Wtf… the dude is just doing his thing making a living at what he does best. What’s the point in the going around the fuckin’ internet trying to find bad quotes about him? Who really gives a fuck? I certainly don’t. You’ve obviously done your research on this guy… which is odd in itself.

And why the fuck do you need to pull the racist card? wtf… imagine that.

I didn’t read the full post becuase it’s a little long and kinda boring. But I’m sure you had some good stuff to say.

Peace.

Comment by Korean in US

14 April 2005 @ 3:55 am

I don’t think Jeff is being racist by saying Byung Hyun Kim sucks. After all, Jeff is merely working off the stats; And stats wise, Jeff thinks Kim ’sucks’. It’s not racist if you’re judging someone by their performance; it’s only racist if you’re judging by them by their race.

Personally, I also don’t like Byung Hyun Kim, but for a different reason. Kim is the most prominent Korean player in MLB, and possibly in all of US sports. And this guy blew it, just blew it in the World Series against the Yankees. Twice in a row! Now you may say it was the manager’s fault for leaving him in too long, but still: The next day, every major newspaper had a huge picture of Kim hanging his head on the mound. Great. In a country where Koreans get zero positive coverage (or any coverage), the front page has a picture of a Korean guy losing.

I’m not saying it’s racist. It’s not. I’m saying that it would be nice to see some positive portrayal of Koreans in the media. Maybe BHK realizes this, and the pressure is getting to him. Who knows? But I hope he gets a grip. For his sake, and also for Koreans’.

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Comment by hk's evil twin sister

17 April 2005 @ 5:45 pm

Gawd, come on ya’ll. Haven’t you figgered it out yet?

If you don’t lavish praise all over every Korean celebrity makin the headlines you are by definition a RACIST.

Let’s get with the program already, ok?

Sheesh, how many times do I have to tell you this?

Buncha whitebread, big nosed, cheesy smellin racist pigs.

hk2

Comment by mizar

20 April 2005 @ 8:55 am

HK doesn’t even allow comments on his blog.

But I have a response to him about how Americans are supposedly more racist than Koreans and how the incidents he experienced were NOT isolated incidents.

Poppycock.

We Koreans tend to make too much out of small incidents because of our sense of inferiority. I can assure you that some of the incidents he enumerated have nothing to do with racism per se but cultural conditioning. the question about national origin is something white Americans are used to and don’t take as racist or insulting. Americans VALUE the diversity and see nothing wrong with highlighting it.

Most of the accusations of racism by Korean Americans that I have seen or heard about can be attributed to misinterpretation owing to Korean sensitivities. But face it. The world doesn’t cater to we Koreans. It’s us who eventually have to adapt. We cannot demand that we be treated with greater sensitivity than others because after all we’re really not that special. As long as we walk around with chips on our shoulders seeing ourselves as different, we will find things to complain about. Imagination can be quite self-fulfilling.

Oh, by the way, don’t just take my word for it as a Korean American, but talk to Chinese Americans and others who don’t suffer from the Korean complex. Most of them will shrug and tell you - it’s never really been a problem for me…

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