Comments on: Who am I? Why am I here?

By: My Royal Highness

My Royal Highness — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 05:05:23 +0000

I think Jeff is a strong, wonderful man, and you, Eden, are a trollop. He’s mine, I tell you, all mine!

By: eden

eden — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 05:04:13 +0000

Well, now, that all depends on whether you English teacher-with-an-h is Nigerian or not, and whether there’s a Sally present holding the camera, or whether sweeping ethnic generalizations are fair or decent regardless of spam content, I suppose, or whether people who smoke weed know the first thing about dissociative disorders or are just talking out their moon-cracks.

Now, i didn’t know that Jeff was married. One wonders if i can borrow his wife. I bet she’s hot.

By: eden

eden — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 05:48:19 +0000

Wow. And miss all the tryptophanic glory of Thanksgiving just to fuck a few natives? I’m at least as cute as one or two of those girls. Woot.

By: Silly Sally

Silly Sally — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 02:26:01 +0000

As we all know, “confessions” are a sleight-of-hand magic show of smoke and mirrors to hide the real secret.

What Jeff “may” not want you all to learn is — he is probably incapable of making a successful re-entry to America.

Not only does Korean “work experience” render most an irrelevant curiosity to home employers, the doors are often shut for deeper reasons.

The guardians of America have monitored, and measured his attitude compliance while abroad: economic benefits and social privileges may have been withdrawn.

Don’t let this happen to you.

Drink your brains out, fuck the natives, pretend you made your ambassadorship contribution to World Peace — then get back home before you become another Peter Pan ruminating about Korea.

Come on Jeff, tell it straight to these folks!

By: eden

eden — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 06:37:41 +0000

Wow. Weed’s legal in Korea? Who knew?

I could use a creeping drift into la-la land myself. Can I come over?

By: bebimbab

bebimbab — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 22:51:36 +0000

really boring blog jeff, bring back silly sally

By: Jeff in Korea

Jeff in Korea — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 05:42:15 +0000

My dear brother Adam,

Did I really? When was this? I have no recollection of that shirt. I remember my “Keep on Truckin’” t-shirt, my “Return of the Jedi” t-shirt, my “Dracula” t-shirt, My hand silkscreened Dr. Who TARDIS t-shirt, and my hand-made “1984-What comet?” t-shirt. No memory of a “gopher it” t-shirt. Perhaps you are confusing it with my “Be alert. The world needs more lerts” t-shirt that had a vaguely gopheresque critter on it.

NB. You may have noticed that the fact that I have a brother named Adam apparently wasn’t big enough to make the biography either….

By: julie

julie — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 05:07:08 +0000

Heyyyy.

Got pics? That’s a shirt i wanna see.

“Gopher it”.. I want one.

By: YeOldeToaste

YeOldeToaste — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 13:59:50 +0000

Hum, apparently the fact you owned a shirt that read “Gopher It!” superimposed over an anthropomorphic rodent isn’t big enough to make the biography?

-Adam

By: Jae

Jae — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 09:33:31 +0000

Great post, Jeff.

I dunno how long or how often, but I’m back too! ;)