Kerry: The Man of Many Faces

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:15 pm on Monday, July 19, 2004
Late 2003

“Does America need a younger looking president? I wonder if Botox would help me connect with voters…”
January 2004


“I do not use Botox.
I am always naturally this fresh-faced and young looking”
July 2004
“I never used Botox, but if I did, it might time for another treatment.”
Just as an aside…
Is it just me, or does the Botox version of John Kerry look like Karloff’s Ardeth Bey in the Mummy?

6 Comments »

Comment by Scott-in-Japan

19 July 2004 @ 1:25 pm

Kerry lied and wrinkles died.

I can’t see why someone would bother lying about something so clearly displayed. His treatment was far from subtle, I mean ‘nuanced’. Is he so surrounded by yes-men that he thought anyone would believe he didn’t receive some serious work?

Comment by waterboy

19 July 2004 @ 2:07 pm

WHO THE FREAK FRIGGING GIVES A FREAKING CRAP?????

Comment by Scott-in-Japan

20 July 2004 @ 3:58 am

I do. Kerry the lying politician wants to run my country. He needs to be stopped.

Besides, all of the ‘Lurch’ jokes are so appropriate, leaving them alone would be wrong.

Comment by DiaKorea

20 July 2004 @ 2:05 pm

Only handsome men like No MOO HUN can be real leaders. Kerry is too ugly and because he is ugly he will be a bad leader. NO MOO HUN is very good looking and tall and smart. He is the perfect Qorean. Kim Jong il is not perfect because his head is too small to hold his massive brain. maybe if they made a baby from their DNA he would lead the world.

Comment by suxabigone

1 September 2004 @ 11:08 am

i think ham taste sooooo good with cheese and mustard

Comment by eepobee

4 September 2004 @ 10:37 pm

i think george bush has lied about the family of chimps from which he was spawned…

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