Friday’s Blog Roundup

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:38 pm on Friday, May 28, 2004

About Joel: Gives us a review of the movie “President’s Barber” and grumbles about the romanticizing of the Hitleresque dictator General Park Jung Hee. For more on this subject, take a look at an ancient Kimsoft post on the dictator.

Big Hominid: Provides an update on the difficulties of house-hunting in Seoul.

Cathartidae: Points out why even liberals can get sick of Michael Moore.

Flying Yangban: Tells us about the evil Michael Moore stealing the Cannes top honors from Korea. There is also a brief post about Korea being a net importer of Kimchi, and a lengthy post about the Korean response to the US Forces Korea hypothetically becoming a rapid response force for Northeast Asia.

Hunjangui karuch’im: Refers us to another hilarious “news” story by the North Koreans. This one deals with the evil Underwood missionary family that is leaving Korea after a 120 year presence. I’m jealous. I wish the North Koreans would write a cool story like this about me. On another note, I really would like to know the real reason the Underwoods are leaving Korea.

Kathreb: gives us two short posts on Presidential pardons and pension plans.

Kimchi GI: Has a story about the North Koreans building a 400 km anti-defector fence a la the Berlin Wall. He also has a humorous story about a ring of forgers who were forging US credit cards as a means of showing anti-American sentiment through the purchase of domestic goods with forged US credit cards as a means of screwing the US companies and bringing revenue to Korea.

Korea Life: Has pictures of the Raelians invading Korea. I am so jealous of my younger brother who has actually spoken directly to Rael.

Marmot: Gives us an overview of the recent arrest of numerous men and women in the Korean online porn industry. He also gives us the story of a brave nude Korean singer who stand by her principles of no nudes for Japan.

Oranckay: Has a link to one of the strangest stories I have ever read. It involves some scheme to have a small, independant island with ties to New Zealand to sell New Zealand passports to Koreans for NZ$ 39,000 each so that Koreans will have a place to escape to if North Korea invades. Strangely (or not), officials from both New Zealand and the island were “alarmed” by “the prospect of thousands of Koreans descending on Niue and having automatic right of entry to New Zealand.”

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Comment by Silly Sally

28 May 2004 @ 3:59 pm

The grapevine has been whispering about the Raelian cult coming to Korea during the World Cup events to make a financial proposition to Seoul National University’s Stem Cell Research program.

As you know Seoul National University’s highly expensive stem-cell research program does not receive government grants — yet mysteriously thrives these days.

The Raelians especially target countries un-hindered by ethical sensibilities: Korea, therefore, is a Raelian’s wetdream.

A secret joint-venture between the Raelians, clandestine-financial backers, and the Korean biologists could create an underground human- cloning business. The profit potential is astounding: consider the multitudes of homosexual couples seeking to clone themselves to create a family. A chance to care for carbon copies of themselves: nuturing their outer-child.

Jeff, may like to get involved with this cult: they encourage promiscuous sex between its members and aliens. The donations received may go to Seoul National University and Raelian sex parties.

Seems like a worthy cause.

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Comment by Antti

28 May 2004 @ 9:16 pm

Jeff, I’m not sure if I wanted the KCNA do that kind of an editorial on me. (Not that I’d ever warrant one.) Not because I’d feel threatened by the North, but because there should be enough of those whose head is filled with totalitarian nationalism to make my life unpleasant after their ideological home utters something like that.
Link to the KCNA text

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Comment by Sperwer

29 May 2004 @ 6:59 pm

I took a look at the picture of the Raelians Maximum Leader. Isn’t that Richard Simmons?

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Comment by Sperwer

29 May 2004 @ 6:59 pm

I took a look at the picture of the Raelians Maximum Leader. Isn’t that Richard Simmons?

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Comment by Scott-in-Japan

29 May 2004 @ 7:07 pm

I miss the good old days of the Rajneeshees. They were weird, but kept to themselves (when not trying to kill judges). Outside of driving expensive cars, their only weird habit was attracting REALLY strange people.

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Comment by Sperwer

29 May 2004 @ 7:09 pm

Re: The Underwoods leaving Korea - in fact “they” are not. Peter Underwood, who is the younger brother of the departing Horace, is still here, working at a Seoul-based business consultancy. Horace for his part is going back to the US for his retirement. He’s been pretty frank about wanting to spend the rest of his life in a place where he’s not a foreigner - a pretty damning commentary on Korea’s “globalization” considering the depth, extent and longevity of the Underwood family’s connection and service to Korea/

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Comment by diakorea

30 May 2004 @ 6:23 pm

I met four Raelians once and I was drunk as hell. I tried to peacefully pee near one of them and apparantly that is some sort of taboo in that culture so they beat the shit out of me. I think it was four bad apples.

Jeff, frankly your brother may have been lucky. Raelians are coming to Qorea because Qoreans are ass kicking tough guys. They know that Qoreans with their large head harness a massive amount of brainpower and when you watch a Qorean beat up his lady, you know they are pretty tough. The Raelians are also very future oriented like the Qorean people.

Thus a puuurrrfect mactch. The Raelians are going to use the Qoreans brain power, brawn and creat a super race. PLEASE SEE–> http://www.scifilm.org/tv/startrek/startrek24.html

Hello people just do the math on your own. Open up any newspaper (Qorean) and you will see that Qoreans are loved throught the world, much like Canadians, yet without all the sillyness. Also Canadians are drunk and violent and wear funny hats. Qoreans do none of that. It is only natural that the Railains look twards Qorea to lead the world into the future. Canada will be a leading power too in this formula. USA will pay deary for all their crimes.

Lage brain+tough as hell+loved around the world+worldcup+5000 years of history+kimchi= the worlds strongest people. Exept the usa is keeping Qorea down. The Railins are the solution.

By the way jeff, if you are a startrek lover as i suspect you are. Who would you be. I guess “will wheaton” from voyager. Silly sally is “Jonathan Frakes” who is a total loser as everyone knows. Sadly I would probally be “Christopher Pike”, living in a box, horribley disfugured.

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Comment by Silly Sally

31 May 2004 @ 3:18 pm

DiaKorea,

It must be fun living in your brain — you got talent.

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Comment by Scott-in-Japan

31 May 2004 @ 8:11 pm

diakorea: G-damn, that’s the best summary of the world that I’ve seen lately. Except for all of that Canadian, Korean and Raelian world-supremacy stuff, you nailed it. Oh wait, there wasn’t anything else. That’s alright, make sure to pass to the left.

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Comment by diakorea

1 June 2004 @ 12:31 am

Dear Sott and jeff

Alot of people dont seem to understand the real message of life, except for Jeff. It sounds like you are on message too, scot. The startrek comment was the key to it all. Maybe you are a “trekkie” like Jeff and I. Perhaps you are right and i should not have included all that other stuff, and just talked about startrek. But that stuff was for jeff. Maybe the startrek stuff that you liked was for you. Maybe it was for you and I didnt even know it.

I sence a great power in you, scot!! I would guess you are a “jean-luk picard” from the next generation or perhaps a “kathryn janeway” from voyager. Or perhaps the black guy on deep space nine. They are noble warriors! You are a leader! a captain!!

If i was on your ship, i would probally be in the staff that repairs the machine that makes food appear. (thats the future virsion of a dishwasher).

to Jeff and scot, EYE EYE SIR, PASSING ON THE LEFT!

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