Tuesday’s North Korean News…On Wednesday

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:16 pm on Wednesday, May 26, 2004

According to this Korea Times article, South Korea has found another way to bow and grovel at the feet of the North Korean worker’s paradise.

South Korea is looking for a softer wording to replace the so-called “complete, verifiable and irreversible dismantlement” (CVID) formula, held fast to by the United States in resolving the North Korean nuclear crisis.

Hmm…What would Koreans prefer? How about, “partial, unverifiable, and quicky reassemblable dismantlement?” Would that make you feel better? Do you think that would sufficiently appease the North?

The terminology, used by the U.S., Japan and South Korea, emerged just before the second round of the main six-party talks held in Beijing in late February, prompting fierce objections from the North Korean side.

If the US forwarded a policy called the “Rosey Sweet, Come and Take South Korea Because We Will Let You Have It” policy, the North would object. The North will reject anything the US says or does. For that matter, so does South Korea. For example, the cry has been “Give us back Yongsan and get out of the country,” for decades. The US anounces Yongsan will be returned and groups of soldier will leave Korea. The response? “You can’t leave Yongsan, and you just can’t leave the country” It’s a classic case of damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

Here, if the US continues to insist on the very clear, specific, and unambiguous phrase, “Complete, verifiable, and irreversible dismantlement,” then Korean will be angry with the US for not being nice or fair to their oppressed northern brothers. On the other hand, if the US caves into the demand of the North, the US wil be blamed somewhere down the line for making vague and non-specific instructions.”

“North Koreans have a knee-jerk reaction to the expression CVID and feel threatened by it,” an official familiar with the nuclear talks said. “They argue the CVID formula is a condition imposed on a defeated nation, and it is a humiliating requirement.”

Personally, I think they should feel a bit threatened.

Chief U.S. delegate Joseph DeTrani is said to have responded positively to Seoul’s suggestion, saying his nation would discuss it with “flexibility.”

South Korea gave assurances that there will be no fundamental change to the three allies’ shared view that the North’s nuclear programs should be dismantled.

So, the south suggests using different words to say the same thing. Well…how on earth will that make the North happy? Some hack writer once said something like, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” No matter what, the North will still object becasue it will still be seen as conditions placed on a defeated nation.

And, I am sure glad that these talks are of such high level and importances that there is nothing more important to talk about or argue over than different ways of saying the same thing.

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Comment by Michael

26 May 2004 @ 4:00 pm

It’s like in those five-step programs–N. Korea is the “addict,” and S. Korea is the “enabler.” They both want the US to provide a free fix.

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Comment by Sugar Shin

26 May 2004 @ 5:27 pm

William Shakespeare (1564~1616),

“Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What’s Montague? It is nor hand nor foot
Nor arm nor face nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O be some other name.
What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other word would smell as sweet.
Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 2, lines 38-44

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Comment by ramblas

26 May 2004 @ 5:43 pm

i think NK’s leaders are in the corner now
they’re facing nuclear problem outside and also i don’t think they’re all strong inside because when SK sent many stuffs for yongchun reconstruction they spent another several days to get rid of any proof related to SK’s thing, brand…this show how they feel insecure and there’re possible more insecurity within coutry.

like SK worry of losing US defence, NK seems to worry of any possible threat for their communism
BTW
for decreasing of the number of US military, i think it’s reasonable and it’s the time for korea to set self-defense more and learn independence.

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Comment by Jeff in Korea

26 May 2004 @ 9:57 pm

S. Shin,

Thanks. I knew that. I was just attempting to be funny and witty.

Chunhee,

Well said.

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Comment by Sugar Shin

27 May 2004 @ 2:07 am

Jeff,

I knew that. I just wanted the other readers to share and enjoy the brilliance of Willy S.

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Comment by Jeff in Korea

27 May 2004 @ 8:12 am

S. Shin,

Oh….good…You just never know how ignorant other people may think you are.

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Comment by Michael

27 May 2004 @ 10:35 am

What’s in a name? Not much when it comes to the “Democratic” “People’s” “Republic” of Korea…

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Comment by Jeff in Korea

27 May 2004 @ 10:54 am

I can’t remember who it was, but some comedian once said that if a country has to put the word “democratic” in the official name of their country, chances are that they are not.

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Comment by diakorea

27 May 2004 @ 1:28 pm

The North Qoreans and South Qoreans have finally agreed on the termanology. FOUS- (F**k Off United States)

Jeff, i wonder why you think that Qoreans would attack their brothers and sisters if the USA left. “Come and Take South Korea Because We Will Let You Have It”-Jeff

Do you really think they have the fuel and ammo to have a prolonged war. even a war over one month? (dont answer that)

I think that if the usa left there may be war indeed, but in the end there will only really be a pile of rubble next to a pile of Qoreans.

But think of all the good that will come from those piles. the birthrade will be reversed, and new businesses will spring up, like construction companies. I will be morning all over again in choson. (no pun intended)

It will be glorous!!! Qorea, did host the world cup you know.

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Comment by Jeff in Korea

27 May 2004 @ 3:07 pm

Dia,

You said: ‘Jeff, i wonder why you think that Qoreans would attack their brothers and sisters if the USA left. “Come and Take South Korea Because We Will Let You Have It”-Jeff’

Didn’t say anyone would attack anyone else. On the contrary, I said if the US said the South was free for the taking, the North would still find a problem with it.

As for everything else you said, you forgot that the ‘88 Olympics made Korea the glorious nation that could host the best World Cup ever held.

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Comment by Ari

27 May 2004 @ 8:42 pm

It seems that inch by inch the DPRKers are getting what they wanted - 6 party talks, the world is watching, and they are likely to get a significant amount in exchange for giving up their nukes. I can’t see the DPRKers having the guts to try and invade the south any time soon. They may well start the fight, but the RoK/USA will do doubt finish it off.

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