Weekly Roundup

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:37 am on Friday, April 30, 2004

Here some stories of interest from blogs around the world to provide you with a little weekend reading:

Big Hominid found my picture of vomit very satisfying. As I told him in my email, I saw a puddle of pink, ramen-filled projectile vomit and thought of him. At least it didn’t get on my bike. (don’t actually click unless you enjoy pictures of puke).

Californian Sojourn: offers his comments on liberals and other such types who cannot accept that Pat Tillman and tens of of thousands of others like him could actually want to serve their country for the simple reason that they want to give a little bit back to their country.

Cathartidae: Gets a double mention today. First, I believe the poor, misguided liberal is becoming more and more conservative everyday, as can be seen in this very un-liberal-like post about the stupidity and wrongness of South Korean sending aid to the North Korean train disaster victims. Also, he draws attention to the recent blog activity of “page 23, sentence 5″, which instructs you to “Grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, find the 5th sentence. Post the entire text of it, either here, or in your own blog. Add these instructions.” My nearest book is Richard Feynman’s “What Do YOU Care What Other People Think?” Sentence 5 of Page 23 reads, “You can see the condition I was in by my first words to her, which were an honest question: ‘How does it feel to be so popular?’”

Flying Yangban: has numerous posts about the North Korean Train explosion.

Kamelianxrays: gives us a nice summary of the weakness, cowardice, and stupidity of the Korean government in its dealings with North Korea. My comments were summed up a while ago in this post about giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Kimchi GI: passes along the military’s request for ski resorts to return their borrowed Howitzers.

Marmot: has an amusing (morbidly so) story about North Koreans dieing while trying to save pictures of their alien overlords after the train accident.

Seeing Eye Blog has a nice snippet on media bias.

Oranckay: comments on US stars marrying Koreans and people of Korean descent. However, there is no mention of Red Foxx having also been married to a young Korean woman at the time of his death.

Brainy Smurf: is pulling the plug on his blog….OUT!

About Joel: I really need to get around to adding this fellow Utahn to my blog list. Consistently good stuff…in spite of having attended Weber State.

Happy Semi-versary to Me

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 7:16 pm on Thursday, April 29, 2004

Tomorrow will mark six months of this site’s existence. As I have mentioned previously, this site was essentially created as a place for me to record my thoughts and feelings in a cathartic manner. My original idea was that maybe four or five people would ever read this thing. I guessed I would get 40 or 50 hits per months from family and friends checking in on me to see what I have been up to.

Well…six months and nearly 46,000 visits later, including searches for various nude koreans such as Lee Sabi and Lee Seung-Yeon, other hot chicks like BoA, Lee Hyori, Baby Vox, and things like breast implants and plastic surgery, I see that there are a lot of people who are interested in what I have to say. That is very humbling, and a bit odd to me.

My thanks to all of you who visit this site regulary, those of you who bounce in and out occassionally, and those of you who stumble upon my little place. I appreciate all of you comments…well…most of them anyway.

As six months is a good milestone, I thought it would be a good opportunity to make a few changes. Although the page will continue to be basically for myself (you can take it or leave it), I am going to introduce a bit of structure to the page….at least temporarily, which means until I get too lazy.

My plans are to write as follows, but will change if there is something newsworthy:

Monday: Society and Culture
Tuesday: North Korean issues
Wednesday: Free topics (i.e. whatever strikes my fancy)
Thursday: Law and legal issues
Friday: A roundup of various blogs

I look forward to your continued visits and comments.

Signs of the Times

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:04 pm on Monday, April 26, 2004

Here are some signs that I saw over the weekend that I found amusing:

This first picture is a bit unclear as it was taken from my motorcycle in the middle of traffic. The sign, which is part of the ubiquitous government slogan/propaganda campaigns, has an interesting date on it. The sign reads: “Water is life…since 1995″

The next picture is even more unclear as it was taken from my motorcycle in the middle of traffic with a digital zoom. It is an advertisment for a matchmaking company that reads: “Please marry a Vietnamese virgin”

The final picture was taken approximately 500 meters from the above picture. The yellow sign announces the existence of a store that sells “adult products”. Simply put, this store sells sex toys. What caught my eye was the small lettering on the sign. One part states that they “buy and sell”…sort of a second hand sex toy shop….ewww. My favorite part of the sign, and the reason I took the picture is the part that says “express delivery.” I guess that there are times you just need something NOW. As a side note, I don’t know if they are related, but the first floor is a battery store….

Baby VOX and Tupac update

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 11:55 am on Saturday, April 24, 2004

About three months ago, I posted a story about bubblegum girl group Baby Vox “collaborating” with Tupac Shakur on an upcoming album. The original posting referenced a Korea Times article that reported:

The album will also have the five-member group perform a duet with Shakur, Yonhap News Agency reported. The song will have Baby Vox sing over a rap recorded by Shakur, who was one of rap’s biggest names before his murder in 1996.

The collaborations came as a result of Baby Vox’s management company, DR Music, work with Bungalow Music, an American company specializing in hip-hop music, on an English-language version of the album. American producer Philosophy oversaw the recording of the albums.

Well…It seems that someone forgot to tell Tupac’s camp about the “Collaboration”.

According to the official Tupac site owned by Tupac’s mother:

Official Amaru Statement on the latest Baby Vox release

“Amaru is aware of the offending use of the Tupac Shakur material on the latest Baby Vox release. At this time, Amaru is aggressively pursuing Baby Vox and its production company to end the unlicensed and unauthorized exploitation of Tupac Shakur’s music, trademarks and personality rights.”

Pat Tillman: Rest in Peace

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:19 am on Saturday, April 24, 2004

The measure of a man…

Agree or Disagree with the war, you have to respect a man who has principles and is not motivated solely by the dollar. In these day, when accusations are flying that rich kids don’t join the US military and that only the poor boys sign up, a 5-foot-11, 200-pound Pat Tillman who graduated summa cum laude with a 3.84 GPA from Arizona State, with a degree in marketing, walked away from a US$ 3,600,000 contract after playing pro football for 4 years to take a US$ 18,000 per year job as an Army Ranger.

Critics thought it was a publicity stunt that would go horribly wrong…something along the lines of For boxing Champion Riddick Bowe’s 11 day stint in the Marine Corps. Criticism was quickly silenced when Tillman refused to give any interviews to anyone for any reason about his decision. He refused TV coverage of his enlistment, training, and deployment. He and his brother enlisted on the same day and were ultimately assigned to the same platoon. They joined because they felt it was right to serve their country.

As Peggy Noonan said two years ago:

Pat Tillman joins a similar line, of stars who decided they had work to do, and must leave their careers to do it. They include, among others, the actors Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable and Tyrone Power in World War II; sports stars Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio in the same war; and quarterback Roger Staubach in Vietnam. It is good to see their style return, and be considered noble again.

There were never any news updates on where Tillman was, what he was doing, or where he was going. Now, there won’t be.

Pat Tillman was killed in action earlier today in Afghanistan.

He had the courage of his convictions to walk away from the money, prestige, celebrity and fame that an NFL career offers. To do that takes incredible amounts of integrity and heroism.
Tillman made the ultimate sacrifice so that the people of this country could be protected. He should be honored by Arizona State University, the Arizona Cardinals and the NFL. I regret that I didn’t know this amazing human being.
– Former Redskins and Bronco star Mark Schlereth

Honor and respect to Pat Tillmen and all of the other men and women killed and injured in Afghanistan and Iraq. Thank you for your principles, conviction, and courage.

Mission Impossible?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:49 pm on Wednesday, April 21, 2004

I needed new shoes. Something to wear to work, on my bike, and casually. The answer: Dr. Martens. I went to the Dr. Martens outlet here in Pusan located on the first floor of “Sfunz”(pronounced “spongeeeee” by the natives) in Haeundai (pronounced “High-ooon-die” by the foreigners) and selected the perfect footwear for me. The problem was, my feet are too big. Size 12 (aka 300mm Korean and 11 English). They had one size smaller, but they were too narrow at the end. The clerk insisted that they would stretch. I disagreed that steel toed footwear would stretch very much. He agreed to order the proper size from Seoul and told me the would come on Tuesday.

Predictably, Tuesday came and went with no shoes. I called at lunchtime today and asked what was going on. After sorting through the numerous apologies, the store employee informed me that my shoes had been sent to the wrong address and maybe I could have them on Thursday.

I responded that while it was, indeed, a sad development, I had been expecting the shoes on Tuesday and could even have understood getting them today, but Thursday was unacceptable. I asked if there was any way I could get them today… The reply? “Impossible.”

“Impossible”?

“Impossible,” came the confirmation.

I pressed. “There isn’t any way to get them today?”

“No. Impossible.”

“It wasn’t impossible to deliver them to deliver them to the wrong address, but it is impossible to quickly correct the mistake,” I queried in an overly annoyed tone.

“Yes. It is difficult,” the store employee insisted.

Being the pigheaded foreigner I am, I broke all rules of polite social discourse and asked, “Is it really impossible, or it’s just difficult and you don’t want to deal with it?”

” ,” the clerk replied silently.

“Well, what can you do for me? I payed KRW 120,000 for these shoes with the understanding that they would be delivered yesterday. I don’t want to wait another day. This isn’t acceptable. Can’t you give them to a ‘quick service’ (a motorcycle messenger)?”

“Let me call you back,” the clerk said in a rather sheepishly.

4 hours later, my mobile phone rang. It was the clerk.

“Are you in your office, Mr. Harrison?”

“Yes.”

“I will be right there.”

30 minutes later, my secretary walks in and says that there is a shoe guy here for me. I greet him warmly. He removes his baseball cap and bows about 500 times apologizing profusely. I perform my social dance by apologizing for being so demanding and causing him the trouble of having to come all of the way to my office from the other side of the city.

The conclusion?

Proof that in Korea “impossible” things are seldom ever really impossible. “Impossible” usually means that something is inconvenient, somebody else’s department, or simply not something the person wants to be bothered with.

However, having my boots hand-delivered to my office by a store employee would simply not happen in the US. Korea is very good to foreigners in that way. We get a lot of special treatment that other Koreans would never in a million years get and that Americans would never extend to each other. Had I insisted on this in America, the clerk would not have said that it was “impossible,” he/she would have most likely told me in a rather impolite manner to go intercourse myself.

Odds and Ends

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 10:12 pm on Sunday, April 18, 2004

Jane, webmistress (just like saying that word) of Seoul Scene, has posted a new video of life in Korea: “The Bondaegi Challege.” Click on the link on the left side of her main page to view the video. Jane and her intrepid cameraman Hadyn (along with yours truly…who was more in the way than anything else) scoured the streets of Itaewon recently to find people to sample steamed slikworm larvae from a can. Hey, who is that dashing young man giving the first interview?

Kevin over at Incestuous Amplifications has reached the end of his shopping rope in this rant about nosy people that have nothing better to do than jam their face into my shopping cart to see what the fat, white guy could possibly have in there. Ooooo….What do monkey’s eat? I’m very happy that he wrote it because people simply doesn’t notice it and they get mad at me for overreacting when I publicly humiliate the fools who do it. I agree with Kevin’s reactions and counter-measures. I have done all of them…except the sign. Instead of a sign, I just shout it. And for those of you that think I/we are being oversensitive and that it shouldn’t bother us, let me tell you that it didn’t bother me for about the first four years. However, it happens every single time that I go grocery shopping anywhere, and quite frankly, after 15 years, I grow weary of it…especially from the most culturally advanced, friendliest, respectful, caring, understanding, uri country’s citizens.

And now for something completely useless…The Subservient Chicken!

Blog Roundup

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 8:39 pm on Thursday, April 15, 2004

It has been quite a while since I did my last blog roundup.

NEW BLOG

Something I don’t do very often is add new blogs to my sidebar. However, I find Japan Window to be a very interesting site. My first impression of the site is that it is a very well-shot, well-put together photoblog of life in Japan. Go check out the site and admire the candid shots of Japan and things Japanese. How can you go wrong with pictures like these:


Blogger's wife and daughter

KOREAN BLOGS

Big Hominid is all about spiders in this post. Yes, spiders are beautiful creatures…when they are at a distance and behind reinforced glass. In my book, if it’s got more legs than a dog, I don’t need it around.

Drambuie Man considers the next phase of his cafe operation: shy male strippers…

Flying Yangban reminds us that is the Norks, Great Whacko’s post mortem birthday extravaganza today.

Kamelian X-rays gives us a brief comment on voting and democracy…I think…

Kimchi GI passes along a picture that I find sad, disappointing, and funny.

Marmot’s Hole is as always great. I don’t need a specific link because most of you coming here came from there.

My Resonating Life is comforting in that Jae demonstrates the fact that even foreigners have a hard time filing their US taxes on time.

CHINA BLOGS

Brainy Smurf’s Regional Briefing for Winds of Change gives the lowdown on life in the PRC over the past month.

Flying Chair has a witty annecdote about running into the members of Deep Purple in Hong Kong.

Teacher Beats Student

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 1:46 am on Monday, April 12, 2004

I heard vague references to this story, but didn’t think much of it until Brendan Carr pointed me to this video. There really does not need to be any comment on a muscled male teacher repeatedly slugging a 1st-year female high school student in the head. It is just messed up. It is completely messed up. Read a related article here.

I Hate Spiders

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 10:48 pm on Sunday, April 11, 2004

As an arachnophobe, I can say without reservation that the Camel Spider is not something that I would every want to see anywhere in the general vicinity of me… How would you like to wake up with a couple of these critters in your tent?

Camel Spider

Update: 9-11 Commission Hearings Online

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 12:06 pm on Friday, April 9, 2004


Audible.com has now made Condoleezza Rice’s testimony before the 9-11 Commission available for free download. A free listening application from Audible is required. There is also a mediaplayer plugin available. Full audio of all 9-11 Commission hearings are available for free by clicking here.

Positive USFK Article

Filed under: Current Affairs — Jeff in Korea at 10:44 pm on Thursday, April 8, 2004

I had to read the article three times just to convince myself that there were no hidden meanings in the story. I couldn’t find any. It seems as if one of those very rare occurances has taken place. The Korean media has actually published a positive story on the US military in Korea. It seems that the US Forces Korea theaters have been playing the Korean national anthem along with the US national anthem before the start of the movies.

My KTX Experiences

Filed under: Korea — Jeff in Korea at 10:41 pm on Monday, April 5, 2004

Saturday

I am sitting in the first class section of the KTX train from Pusan to Seoul. The first thing I noticed as I approached the train is its sheer size. This is a long, long train. It is very clean and white on the outside.

As I board the train, I notice the extra wide stairs leading up into the carpeted interior of the train. This is a vast improvement over the ridiculously narrow stairs on the other Korean trains. You can actually walk up the stairs and carry a bag at the same time.

It’s quiet inside. The periwinkle and grey carpeted ceiling, walls and floors act as dampers to deaden the sound. Just inside the door, there is a large area for storing big bags or other luggage. There are snack and drink vending machines between the passenger compartments. A sliding glass door separates the entryway from the passenger compartment.

KTX Table

The first class passenger compartment is quite spacious. At the front of the compartment there is space to park a wheelchair and a rack to secure a folded wheelchair.

There are three seats across the train, two on one side and one on the other side of the aisle. My seat is one of the single seats.

The seats are wide; wide enough to accommodate my fat American butt with room to spare. The seats are firm but comfortable. Oh…and the leg room! There is about two and a half feet between my seat and the seat in front of me. It is quite spectacular.

KTX Table

With the push of a button, the seatback reclines and the seat conveniently slides forward.

A large tabletop slides out of the back of the seat in front.

KTX Table

A 19-inch TV hangs just above the doorway.

I am completely comfortable on a Korean train for the first time ever. Everything would be perfect if the armrests were about 6 inches longer.

It’s a chilly, grey, overcast day. I bring up some mood music on my Palm Pilot, Cat Stevens “Morning has Broken.”

I do not even notice when the train starts to move. It is very quiet and smooth. We travel through Pusan at a lazy gait. After Janis Joplin’s “Me and Bobby McGee,” the train starts to pick up speed, and I decide that a change of mood music is in order. The Stones’ “Start Me Up” is somehow appropriate.

Although the acceleration is almost completely undetectable, I can really feel the deceleration when the train slows.

An attractive train waitress brings me a complimentary Pocari Sweat drink as Ted Nugent serenades me to the soothing sounds of “Wango Tango.” I wonder how long it will be before the nice carpets are stained with spilled drinks, crushed food, and muddy footprints.

The train arrives in Taegu after 1 hour. That is only 20 minutes faster than the Saemaul train.

The Pocari Sweat goes through me like a sieve. The bathrooms are essentially really large airplane bathrooms.

As we pass Kimcheon, the engineer announces that we have reached 300km/hr. Looking out the window, it is clear that we are really moving. People that suffer from motion sickness may have difficulty at this speed as trees and poles whip by mere meters from the train.

I nurse another complimentary beverage to the strong baritone of Jimmy Dean singing “Big Bad John.”

The train vibrates somewhat as we race through tunnels. After a series of tunnels between Kimcheon and Taejeon, the motion of the train lulls me to sleep.

I am awakened by the announcement that we are approaching Seoul Station. The second Pocari Sweat has filtered through my system and is screaming for release. Alice Cooper’s “Brutal Planet” pounds in my head as I walk to and from the bathroom.

The train slips smoothly into the train station four minutes late.

Fast forward two days to my return trip.

Monday

I had decided to go up first class and return coach class just to get a feel for all aspects of the train. I started regretting it as I questioned one of the lawyers who had worked on the KTX project. He told me that the coach class seats were about the same as the coach class seats on Korean Air. That didn’t sound very good. It is with more than a little trepidation that I walk to the platform to begin my trip back to Pusan.

The first thing I notice about the coach class seats is that in any given car, half of the seats face one direction, and half the seats face the other direction. Thus, regardless of which direction the train is traveling, half of the passengers will be facing backwards relative to the direction of the train. I do not suffer from motion sickness, by the though of watching scenery whip by in the wrong direction at 300km per hour makes my stomach a bit queasy.

I am delighted to find that I will be facing in the correct direction. I am even more delighted to find that I am not sitting on the first row facing the proper direction. People sitting in the first row facing the direction the train is traveling stare directly in to the face of the people in the first row facing the direction opposite to the direction the train is traveling. The only thing separating the two rows is a very thin table. I would have had to kill myself if I had been forced to sit knee to knee with a complete stranger and stare at them for three hours straight.

The seats are arranged four to a row. Two on either side of the aisle. I have a window seat. Because I have very broad shoulders, my right arm is smashed up against the side of the train. I push the button on the arm of the chair to recline the seat. Nothing happens. Several more attempts to get the button to do anything fail. I check the seat next to mine and see that the button on that chair does nothing either. Curious.

There is a TV screen in the middle of the car showing Korean “comedy” programs. There are no earphone jacks in the seats. That is pretty useless.

The two and a half feet of space between me and the row in front of me that I enjoyed in the first class car is non-existent in coach. I have about four inches between my knees and the back of the chair in front of me. Given the height of the seats, it produces quite a closed-in feeling. Unfortunately, mild claustrophobia is something that I do suffer from. I am feeling slightly less than comfortable and a bit claustrophobic. I eventually get used to the boxed-in feeling.

The seats are much narrower, but I still have room to sit - barely.

Few people board the train at Yongsan Station. Most people get on at the next station. One of the newcomers is a woman with two screaming children ages approximately 5 and 6. This sit one row behind me and across the aisle. They scream and yell and shout for about five minutes. The guy across the aisle from me and I turn simultaneously and both tell the woman to shut her kids up. The woman in the aisle seat next to me sleeps peacefully, oblivious to the racket. I envy her.

Cell phones ring. The children start yelling. More cell phones. The people in the car are quite noisy. It seems that the people who pay the additional 18,000 for the first class seats are a different breed from the people in the cheap seats. There is none of the serenity that I experienced in first class. I force myself to go to sleep before I get ugly.

One thing I hate is to be awaked by screaming people. This happened about half a dozen times on the trip to Pusan as various children throughout the car yelled at each other or mothers yelling louder than their children in an effort to silence their children.

I am quite relieved as the train pulls into Pusan Station. I notice that my tailbone is sore from sitting in one position without standing up or reclining for three hours.

I make up my mind to change my coach seats to first class for my next trip to Seoul this coming weekend.

My Conclusions I do not think I will take a plane to Seoul again and I will not be sitting in the KTX coach class seats again. KTX first class is the way to travel in Korea.

The Passion of Christ

Filed under: Religion — Jeff in Korea at 3:32 am on Thursday, April 1, 2004

I had originally planned on writing about Korean survival tips, staying out of trouble, or some other such thing. However, my mood has changed.

This evening, our office had dinner together and went to a movie as a group. The movie most people chose was an sneak preview of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion,” which is scheduled for release here in Korea on April 1.

Although just about everyone on earth has commented on the movie at this point in time, I feel compelled to add my thoughts and comments on the movie. Although the movie, due to the subject matter, does not hold many unexpected plot twists or surprises, and although the end of the movie is not a mystery, my following comments do have some cinematographic spoilers.

I write from the perspective of a Christian believer. Thus, I went into the movie viewing it through a window tinted with the colors of my own personal beliefs and faith. In my opinion, virtually every movie about Christ that has ever been made has been either way too Hollywood with dashing, Malibu Jesus looks, or in some other way an unimpressive two-dimensional portrayal. Thus, I was skeptical going into the film. I was prepared to be disappointed and prepared to nit-pick the film to death. I was ready to chalk it up as another movie that failed to satisfactorily portray the Messiah.

The movie did an admirable job of showing the socio-political atmosphere of the time, the power of the Sanhedrin, the broad-reaching yet politically limited scope, power and authority of Jewish law, the subjugation of Jewish religious law to Roman secular law, and the more that slightly crazy nature of Herod Agrippa. However, a few small comments I have in this area are that the movie could have better shown that Pontius Pilate was appointed by the Roman Emperor, while Herod was very limited in his power as the lowly tetrarch of Galilee. There could also have been some mention or indication that Herod, who was familiar with the prophecies concerning the coming Messiah, had by that time, convinced himself that he was the Messiah and was determined to be proclaimed King of the Jews (which he later was by Caligula), because his life coincided with many of the messianic prophesies.

The movie was a very powerful and emotional experience for me from the beginning. The movie opens in the Garden of Gethsemane with Christ, knowing what he is going to have to suffer, making one last plea with his Father to please take the burden from his shoulders if there is any other way, but willing to submit if it is God’s will. After ignoring the proddings, doubts, and fears cast his way, Christ accepts the burden from the Father and takes upon himself the sins of the world. I was brought to tears by the horrific spiritual agony that was very effectively portrayed by the actor. I was able to take a deep breath of relief when Christ finally rose and, in a moment heavy with symbolism, crushed the head of a serpent. The look of resignation mixed with triumph on the actor’s face was quite intriguing.

The figure of Satan is portrayed in a very androgynous manner, but is definitely female. I personally believe, as taught in my religion, that Satan is a male entity. However, I had no problem with the feminine Satan in this movie because this characterization played well against both the masculinity of Christ, the male Jewish High Priests, the male Roman authorities and the strong motherly nature of Mary. This juxtaposition is felt most strongly on the road to Golgotha as Satan and Mary have a brief but intense stare-down as they walk along on opposite sides of Christ.

I did feel that the initial violence against Jesus outside the garden as he was arrest and hauled back to the city was unnecessary and a bit out of place. In one scene, the bound and chained Jesus is thrown off a bridge and allowed to freefall for many feet until he is jerked to a halt a few inches from the ground. I was worried that the movie would be filled with pointless violence. However, only this bit of the movie and a scene where Jesus is worked over just after being sentenced to death by Ciaphas seemed gratuitous. Yes, this is a horrifyingly violent, bloody movie, but then again, being bean with a rod, whipped with a scourge nearly to death, crowned with thorns, nailed to a cross and stabbed with a spear is a rather violent way of being put to death.

The late-night kangaroo court staged by the Sanhedrin was well done. This scene is one of the many examples that the anti-Semitic fears and charges were and are completely unfounded. The trial had several advocates for Christ in the Sanhedrin who argued against the sham hearing and in favor of Jesus.

In the first two appearances by Jesus before Pontius Pilate, the movie does an excellent job of showing that Pilate wants nothing to do with this political hot potato and eventually thinks that if he just has Jesus beaten and scourged that the High Priests will be satisfied and stop calling for Jesus’ death.

The beating and scourging was an absolutely gut-wrenching piece of film. I have seen several severely mangled corpses, numerous video-taped beatings and deaths, and a few live beat-downs. However, the only thing I have ever seen that comes close to this section of the movie is a video-taped beating of recalcitrant soldiers administered by Uday Hussein. Even that didn’t approach this scene. It is quite simply the worst beating I have ever seen administered. Although it was only a movie, I winced, cringed, recoiled, and gasped with nearly every blow that was dealt, particularly when the soldiers turned to the scourges with bits of metal and glass woven into the strands of whip and began essentially flaying the skin off Christ’s body with the blows.

I was not brought to tears by the beating and scourging. It was much too brutal and ghastly to do much more than stare and cringe as the blows rained down. In this scene and particularly the later scenes, the constant laughing and smiling of the soldiers is almost cartoonish and overdone. But, it imagine that it would take a different sort of character to make a living by beating people to death. However, the tears came when in the midst of this horror the wife of Pilate brought Mary, the weeping mother of Jesus, the man being beaten to death, and Mary Magdalene a stack of white linen with which to clean up the blood and gore around the whipping post.

The crucifixion itself was graphic with blood spurting, spraying, dripping, and pooling as the nails are driven into Christ’s hands and feet and the cross is dropped into the hole dug for supporting the cross. However, it could have been a whole lot more violent and unpleasant had they shown the true horror of crucifixion, which is just about one of the most unpleasant ways to go. When crucified, most people died of asphyxiation. The arms were stretched out to the point that when the weight of the body pulled down on the arm and chest cavity, the lungs could not expand and take in air. Thus, the person being crucified would have to stand on the foot supports and lift themselves up to breathe until their strength gave out and they could not keep themselves up, and the would simply suffocate. If they didn’t die quickly enough, their legs would be broken and they would have to push up on their broken legs in order to draw air, which didn’t last very long. The movie did not show a suffocating Christ pushing up and standing on the spike driven through his feet. Nor did the movie show the nails driven through Christ’s wrists as was traditionally done with crucifixions where the victim was nailed to a cross. The nails in the wrists served two purposes, to add support, stability, and strength to the nails in the hands, and to cause additional, excruciating pain as the nails are driven through the large cluster of major nerves centered in the wrists.

Again, the movie does a marvelous job of showing that although Pilate had the power, duty, and responsibility to release Jesus, he made a cop out and bowed to the political pressure put on him by the local religious leaders. The movie shows that his symbolic and ritualistic washing of his hands does not really absolve him from spiritual liability. The movie also clearly displays the fact that the High Priests didn’t want Barabas released, they simply wanted the threat to their political and religious authority dead, and releasing Barabas was the easiest way of achieving that end.

As I mentioned earlier, the film was not anti-Semitic. It seemed to me that the film went out of its way to absolve the Jews as a whole by showing scenes such as Jews standing up to the brutality of the Roman soldiers, Jewish men and women horrified at the spectacle of the bloodied and nearly dead Jesus being marched off to his death, Jewish women weeping and pleading with the soldiers to stop. Moreover, flashbacks clearly show that Christ’s life was not taken from him by force, it was surrendered by him voluntarily at the time and manner of his choosing. This is further strengthened as Christ, having fulfilled the last of his mortal mission, says very powerfully and definitively “It is finished. Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit!” And if there is any question at all as to who bears the ultimate responsibility for the suffering and death of the Savior, the answer is given in the penultimate scene when Christ’s beaten, battered, pierced, bleeding, and lifeless body is lowered from the cross into the arms of his mother Mary as she stares very intently at the camera as the scene fades to black. The message is clear; YOU, the viewer, are responsible. It is your sins that he died for. It is your wrongdoings that he took the beatings and torture for. Her gaze says “He went through all of this because of you and for you because he loved you. Look at him and to him.”

The story of the crucifixion of Christ is very sterile and rather innocuous when read in the pages of the bible. Although I have thought about the suffering and sacrifice in great detail throughout my life, it was nothing like seeing it actually done and portrayed as it would have happened in front of my eyes in living color. It was very moving to see with my eyes what Christ would have suffered for me that my mind had simply glossed over as I read the words on the printed page.

Mel Gibson has created something very special not only for believers, but also for those who wonder what it is that Christians believe. I saw the movie with a group that consisted of Christians, Buddhists, agnostics, atheists, and the simply disinterested. Every one of the 18 people in the group were moved in some way by the film. I strongly recommend this film to anyone who has any desire to experience a few brief hours in the life of a person that a large part of the world acknowledge as being the Messiah and savior of mankind.