Notice!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:02 pm on Saturday, January 31, 2004

TEASER


I will be away from my computer for the next two days.


Stay tuned for comments on one of the most overwrought articles I have read in a long time.  Kim Jong-Il’s propaganda corps could not have done better had they tried.  It is an article about the “icon of … amity and reconciliation” between Korea and Japan.  It is about a figure who dines with world leaders, “including President Roh Noo-Hyun and Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi”.  It is about having a personal “economic value” of over US$ 800,000,000. It is about US$ 1,200,000,000. It is about “driving an audiece to rapture.”  It is an about perhaps the most important and influential person in the history of the universe who single-handedly revitalized Korea, brought Korea and Japan together in love and harmony, and has set Asia and the world on fire.  It is about BOA!


Another F’ing Korean Baseball Player F’s Up

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:06 pm on Thursday, January 29, 2004









On the heels of Boston Red Sox Closer Kim F’ing Byung Hyun repeatedly flipping people off with his F’ing middle finger, we have this story…


Community Service Deadline For Korean Minor Leaguer who Killed Bird is Upheld by Judge


 


Some people may recall the case of a Korean minor league player that was hurling balls at endangered birds and succeeded in blasting the nesting bird with fastball.  Well, it seems that he is not completing his 100 hours of community service and has asked the judge for an extension.  The judge refused and upheld the deadline set at the end of February 2004.


Here is a take on the story from sports talk guy Jim Rome:




Jae Kuk Ryu, a minor leaguer in the Chicago Cubs















system is going to have to perform 100 hours of community service, and is not going to be able to buy his way out of the punishment. Ryu was the clown who intentionally threw a baseball at an Osprey at the ballpark in Florida. The Osprey is a protected species and the guy was sentenced to 100 hours of community service as a punishment. His lawyer was hoping that Ryu could just pay a fine and not have to serve the time. Nope. The judge ruled that he needed to do the 100 hours and that he has to finish the time before the end of February.

He is in Korea, and the judge would not grant him an extension. If he doesn’t complete the time, the state can pursue additional penalties. Hey Ryu, I suggest you catch the next plane out of South Korea and get your ass to Florida. Go get your orange jumpsuit, your pointy stick and trash bag and start picking up garbage on the side of the road. Just because you are a ball player, that doesn’t give you a free pass to kill birds in your spare time.

And I would imagine that is an interesting conversation on the plane from Korea to Florida. ‘Going back to spring training?’ Nope, I’m headed back to fulfill my community service for killing a bird. I get to pick up trash for 100 hours.’ Well-played Ryu.


I concur.  Shut up, stop throwing balls at endangered birds, stop giving your country a bad name, and do your community service.  Jerk.


 


 

People Looking for Porn Shots of Lee Sabi

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:04 pm on Thursday, January 29, 2004

Skin Sells


In his posting titled Tits=Hits, Marmot mentions that people searching for Lee Sabi, the latest playboy porn bunny from Korea to pose nude for skankmag Playboy, have given him around 1,500 today with seven hours left to go.  What he didn’t convey was the anger, frustration and resentment that porn hunters feel when they are not rewarded with copious amounts of naked korean women.  Go Marmot!

Editing: Worst Frontpage Headline Ever!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:12 pm on Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Worst Front Page Headline Ever?


 

UPDATE:  It appears that I have been Wiggled by the Plunge.  Greetings to all the visitors pouring in from Chief Wiggles.  After reading about this lovely headline dealing with actions of Boston Red Sox closing pitcher Kim Byung Hyun’s inability to not flip people off (this is the third time so far), Please feel free to visit my main page and poke around my site a bit to find out a bit about what Korea looks like to this expat lawyer who has lived the Korean life for some 15 years.


The Headline:


I jumped off the bus in front of the office yesterday and saw the Sports Chosun newspaper staring at me.  I stopped and looked at it in amazement.  There is something captivating about four-inch high bright yellow block letters that captures your attention.  Congratulations, Sports Chosun for having the the most inappropriate and worst newspaper headline ever in the history of the universe:



Seems Byung Hyun went out of his way to flip off photographers “in jest” before boarding the Asian Flight 222 for New York at 7:40pm on 26 January 2004.  With the details provided in the story you would have thought it was some catastrophe.  Byung Hyun, you are a jerk!  Sports Chosun, you are jerks as well.  Me…I paid my 600 won for the paper.

Novice Lawyers Face Harsh Reality in Korea

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:19 pm on Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Novice Lawyers Face Harsh Reality


There is an interesting article in the Korea Herald about the current state of the legal market in Korea.  The government has created a problem and is now trying to find a way to deal with the problem they created.  The problem?  Over saturation of the legal market.


The most recent figures I have heard put the number of practicing lawyers in Korea at somewhere around 5,000.  When compared with a population of some 40,000,000 people, it doesn’t seem to be that much of a problem.  However, Koreans are generally much less litigious than Americans and other Westerners.  Not only is there less reason or need for a litigation lawyer in Korea, a lot of the work normally performed by a lawyer in the US is often performed by legal scriveners, real estate agents, etc.  For example, in America, you are a complete idiot if you do not go to a lawyer when buying a house, but in Korea, it is virtually unheard of for someone to go to a lawyer when buying or closing on a house.


In addition to being less litigious than the US and having fewer reasons to go to a Korean lawyer, a large portion of the work that people actually hire a lawyer to do is very mechanical and can be performed quickly and easily.


It should be noted that in Korea there is not yet a law school system where future lawyers attend law school, take the bar exam, then begin practicing.  Currently, future Korean lawyers pass a ridiculously difficult entrance exam that test just about everything and very little law, and then they enter the Judicial Research and Training Institute for two years.  After graduating from the Institute, they can practice law.


Back when there were fewer lawyers, it used to be that passing the exam and graduating from the Institute essentially guaranteed you a prestigious and wealthy life.  As the article points out, that is not the case any more.



Kim Hyung-nam wanted to work at something different than what his colleagues were chasing so intensely.


What came to mind as a way to make the best of his legal expertise was to serve a religious organization. That led the 40-year-old to go to work after graduation this month from the Judicial Research and Training Institute for the secretariat of the nation’s largest Buddhist sect, Jogye Order.


The fact that Mr. Kim graduated from the Institute at 40 tells how difficult the exam can be.  After deducting two years spent at the institute, and assuming that he graduated from university at 26 as most Korean men do, Mr. Kim likely spent at least 10 years studying for the lawyer exam.


Most Koreans tell you that they would like to retire by 45 or 50 at the very latest, Mr. Kim is just now starting life at 40.  Will he have enough to retire comfortably in 5 or 10 years?



His case may exemplify changing attitudes of the institute’s graduates toward jobs in the legal profession. But it also mirrors the increasing difficulty many are having in pursuing a legal career. One out of five graduates is still looking for job.


An increasing number of lawyers and an increasing jobless rate among Institute graduates is a problem that will not go away.  Lawyers are becoming increasingly desperate to find jobs.



The Jogye Order was a natural choice for Kim, who has believed in Buddhism since he was a college student. He was not the only grad to find a job with the Buddhists.


A colleague opted to work with him in handling legal matters at the Jogye secretariat, which was more than ready to employ professional legal staff.


Mr. Kim was very lucky that he was creative enough to think to look for that niche job.  As for his colleague, I doubt he had several options available to him and chose the best possible job he could.  It is likely that he just damned lucky to have been in the right place at the right time to slide in with Mr. Kim.



“I feel so happy to have an opportunity to use my expertise at the place associated with my religious belief,” Kim said.


He and his colleague were the first graduates of the state-run judicial training institute to land a job with a religious group.


This shows just how lucky they were.  I would be interested to know what approach Mr. Kim used in convincing the order that they should hire him.  Being the first ever to do something is never an easy accomplishment, particularly in Korea where the resistance to change and the desire to maintain the status quo is so strong.



Those who have completed the two-year [institute] course are qualified to become judges and prosecutors or begin practices as lawyers.


Their numbers, which remained slightly over 300 annually in the late 1990s, increased to 798 in 2003 and 966 this year after a government panel decision to nurture more legal professionals as part of its proposed judicial reform.


Only a few years ago, the passage rate for the Korean lawyer’s exam was only about .5% to 1%.  Now, the passage rate has increased to around 3%.  The number of people who pass the exam will increase over the coming years.  Eventually, Korea will transition to a law school system and the number of lawyers will likely increase greatly at that time.  Additionally, there is the continued talk about opening the legal market to foreign firms, even though any such opening will be extremely limited.



As a result, the institute’s students can no longer take it for granted they will find jobs at prestigious law firms or become judges or prosecutors. Competition to get the good marks required for enviable legal jobs has intensified so much that some students say they are overwhelmed by the pressure.


Of this year’s graduates, less than 200 were picked to serve as judges or prosecutors while 124 found jobs at law firms and 143 opened individual law practices.


Some graduates, including Kim and his colleague, chose to work in non-judiciary agencies. More than 30 graduates found jobs at the Ministry of Finance and Economy, the National Police Agency and other government agencies. A dozen joined labor, religious and other civic groups.


“Many graduates appear to be seeking various courses different from the traditional legal career,” said Ko Won-seok, a professor at the judicial training institute run by the Supreme Court in Ilsan, northwest of Seoul.


There is a surprising number of lawyers that are trying to carve out a boutique legal career in new areas such as internet law and other heretofore unexplored areas.  They are doing so on their own or in small groups.  I don’t know how successful a lot of them are, but I admire the bravery and initiative it takes to at least try.



It is desirable for legal experts to advance into more diversified areas because it would help make Korean society more rational and sensitive to legal principles, he said.


That is an interesting statement.  Professor Ko feels that the introduction of lawyers into other areas of society would make Korea society more rational.  I can see how that could be the case, theoretically speaking.  I am just not quite sure that it would work in practice.


It certainly hasn’t worked in the US.  The introduction of lawyers into every walk of life has produced an extremely litigious society where everything is becoming more and more irrational on a daily basis.  No longer can people have the rational viewpoint of “well, lady, if you don’t want to scald your crotch with coffee, then you shouldn’t have an open cup between your thighs trying to mix in cream while driving because you may hit a bump and spill it.”  No longer can a doctor say, “I am so sorry that the surgical procedure didn’t work.”  People will sue because some product doesn’t have some warning that any completely moronic idiot should know. It is like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer points out the warning on the lawnmower against sticking your face into the moving blades and says, “See.  Because of me, now they have a warning.”  Every aspect of American society has the fear of lawsuits somewhere on or below the surface.


I am genuinely concerned that more lawyers in different areas of society will foster the irrationality of society that one can find so easily in the US.  I am also concerned that an increased sensitivity to legal principles in new areas of society will result in an increase in “creative” lawsuits designed to make the lawyer and, presumably, the client rich as well.



In his speech to this year’s graduates, Chief Justice Choi Jong-young urged them to depart from traditional areas of legal work and pioneer into new fields.


But a considerable number of graduates have remained at a loss what to do after failing to get legal jobs they wanted or get the inspiration to venture to new areas.


Judicial training institute figures indicate 213 graduates this year, or about 22 percent of the class, remain undecided about their future career.


I remember that on the first day of law school during the orientation meeting at the beginning of the day, the first thing that was said to us was, “there are no unemployed lawyers, only sole practitioners.”  I don’t much care for the statement that a large number of graduates do not know what to do because they failed to get the jobs they wanted.  The answer to that is simple.  They either take what jobs are available until they find something they like, whether they like them or not, go solo, or chose a different career.  Experience doing something you don’t necessarily like is better than having no experience at all.



“For institute graduates like me, the completion of the course means just the start of another hard period, not the end of the grueling time,” said a 34-year-old graduate who wished to identify himself by his family name Cho.


He was one of more than 100 institute graduates who applied unsuccessfully for five slots at the Financial Supervisory Service.


“The time has gone long before that the passage of the bar examination brings you a rosy future,” said Cho, who spent more than a decade preparing for the test after graduating from a university in Seoul.


As Korean society changes, people, particularly lawyers and doctors are begin to lose that entitlement to a rosy future.  I am sure that most lawyers, both in Korea and the US, and probably elsewhere get involved in the profession because of the money to one degree or another.  It can be a rude awakening to find out that you may not have a cushy life and fabulous income when you have been told your entire life that you just have to become a lawyer and all your problems will be solved.



Experts say the legal community and the government should work out measures to deal with the increasing number of lawyers looking for jobs.


I have no idea what that means.  What measures could be devised?  How would they “deal” with the increasing number of unemployed lawyers?  The government, based on recommendations from experts, created the increased number of lawyers, now the experts are demanding that the government do something about the increasing number of lawyers who can’t find jobs.  I do not believe that anything need to be done.  No one is forced at gunpoint to become a lawyer.  If the number of jobless lawyers continues to increase, eventually the word may get out that it is not such a good idea to become a lawyer.  If you can’t handle the competition, do something else with your life.



“It may take extra time and efforts but those leaving this institute are urged to become an expert in a special field,” said Hong Il-pyo, chief of the judicial training institute.


That is all nice and good, but can the market use or sustain such specialized lawyers.  Simply being an expert in some new field of law does not ensure that you will not be a starving expert.  As Mr. Kim did, new lawyers need to find ways to make themselves marketable so as to show people and companies why they need a lawyer when the didn’t know they needed one.

Roundup

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:21 pm on Sunday, January 25, 2004

About Blogs


 


Here’s a brief look at some undermentioned blogs that have mentioned me recently:


 


Although he hasn’t mentioned me yet, I am sure he will get around to it soon.  Kamelian Xrays has risen like a phoenix from the flame in Pusan.


 


Travelitch has been around for a while but has now chosen to leave her shell in Pusan.  It’s good to have another Pusan blogger around.


 


Californian Sojourn is up to his ears in full time work, 12 credits of school and blogging.  I do appreciate the frequent links to my site and my ramblings.


 


Corsair seems to share my sadness at the passing of the Captain.  I have been getting several hits from his site recently.  Return the favor and check out his writings.


 


New blogger, Rathbone Press, is giving me a little love by sending a few hits my way.  He has been on his own blogging for all of two days now and the hate mail is already pouring in.  He must be doing something right.


 


Pakcik  - My blog is one of the three linked from his site.  I don’t know anything about him other than he has a morose view of life at this point.  I hope he cheers up enough to let me know who he is.


 


 


Some who haven’t mentioned me and/or have not added me to their blog list yet:


 


Hanjungui Malssum  - a really neat blog from a Ph.D. candidate in Cultural Anthropology at the University of Helsinki, Finland


 


Neil Barker’s Seoul - A fresh view from a new blogger in Seoul.


 


Mingi’s Jibber Jabber - Good stuff on the daily grind here.  Maybe someday I will be considered worthwhile reading.


 


 


On an other note, here are some of my favorite recent google search terms that link to my site:


 


“hookers in Salt Lake City”


“buy hash in Korea”


“Shanghai girls”


 


The most common search term linking to my site is “No gnus is good gnus” and variations there on.  It seems that there are a strangely large number of people out there trying to reconnect with the glory days of “The Great Space Coaster.”

Thanks for the Memories, Bob!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:22 pm on Saturday, January 24, 2004

Captain Kangaroo / Clarabell the Clown, Rest in Peace



Photo from www.grudgematch.com


CNN reports the passing of a television icon.  Bob Keeshan was standard morning viewing for three generations of children with his Captain Kangaroo television show and as the original Clarabell the Clown on the Howdy Doody Show.


He did many great things with his time and talents.  Like Fred Rogers, his loss will be felt by many many adult children like me who remember the great shows and entertainment.

Another Rediculous Attempt to Make the World Like Korea

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:26 pm on Thursday, January 22, 2004

UPDATE: It appears that Crazykimchi/Kungfool has picked up this story.  Greetings to all the visitors pouring in from that site. Please feel free to visit my main page and poke around my site a bit to find out more about what Korea looks like to anexpat lawyer who has lived the Korean life for some 15 years.


Korea to Unleash Plague on World


Second only to the plagues that Moses unleashed on Egypt, and even more deadly that the plague that a Korean unleashed on the world in “Outbreak,” the Korean government is preparing to unleash a storm on the world…Soap Operas.


According to this Yonhap article:




SEOUL, Jan. 21 (Yonhap) — The South Korean Foreign Ministry is set to use popular TV drama series in actively promoting the country, ministry officials said Wednesday.


Great…just great… I can’t think of a worse way of “promoting the country.”  I had a brief fling with soap operas during the Luke and Laura heyday, but haven’t been able to stomach them since.  I thought that American soap operas were bad.  I was right.  However, I found something much worse and more unwatchable; the Korean soap opera. 


Every single soap opera is an exact copy of every other soap opera.  It has been years and years since I have seen a soap opera that didn’t follow this boilerplate plot:


Dirt poor girl meets and falls in love with rich Chaebol (business conglomerate) son.  Chaebol Son’s old girlfriend is a mean and nasty bitch who treats dirt poor girl like crap and tries to frame dirt poor girl for things in an effort to win back the love of Chaebol son.  Chaebol son’s mother hates dirt poor girl and forbids Chaebol Son from meeting dirt poor girl.  They see each other anyway.  Meanwhile, someone mother or grandmother is sick, dying, or recently dead, which makes one character, usually dirt poor girl, cry all the time.  Every character spends the majority of their time either crying or screaming at every other character.


All of the above is performed by overwrought, overacting “Actors” who’s rediculous facial expressions and reactions would be much too big and exaggerated even for the biggest of theatrical stages.  The sound tracks are universally awful. 


I personally can’t think of a worse way to promote your country that to push that crap off onto someone else.  Whoever came up with that stupid idea should be instantly sacked and replaced with someone who can find a better way of marketing Koreas traditional culture and image.


So, who gets this crap?





The ministry recently decided to supply local soap operas to many foreign countries free of charge, excluding China, Taiwan and Southeast Asian countries where “hallyu,” or the vogue for Korean pop culture, is already a factor, according to the officials.


I see…they are pushing it off on people that have never been exposed to it…and for free.  Is it perhaps because people who have been exposed to it wouldn’t pay for it?  In my trips to Shanghai and my visits to Hong Kong, I have never seen any indication of “Korea fever”. 


PLEASE, Mr. government official, don’t do this!!!

Allegations of Child Sexual Abuse

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:31 pm on Tuesday, January 20, 2004

Here are a few comments I had on this article from the Joongang Daily:


U.S. doctor faces charges of abuse




Korean and U.S. military policy are investigating an American physician who works at the U.S. Army’s 121 General Hospital at Yongsan Garrison in Seoul on charges of sexual molestation of his stepchild.


 


When I started reading this article, my first thought was, “Why is this article in the paper, when other stories of sexual abuse in military families are never reported in the news papers.”  In about a microsecond, I guessed that a Korean was somehow involved.





The Yongsan Police Precinct said yesterday it had called Dr. Lance May in for questioning Friday at the request of the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command. The U.S. 8th Army’s chief public affairs officer, Lieutenant Colonel Steven Boylan, confirmed yesterday that the U.S. military is conducting an investigation into Dr. May because of allegations of misconduct. He declined to provide further details.


 


Reading this paragraph I bit my lip over the never-ending Korean media practice of not stating the names of Korean suspects, but publishing the full names of foreign suspects.  If the press is going to protect the identity of Korea suspects, the same standard should be attributed to foreigners.  But we know that it likely never to happen.





Korean police said Dr. May and his wife had adopted the child last April through a Korean law firm. In November, the police said, Dr. May had attended a drug rehabilitation center in the United States and told officials there of a predilection [sic] toward pedophilia. They added that Dr. May’s wife had also told investigators about suspicions that her husband had abused their child.


There we have it.  The Korean connection; an adopted Korean child.  There is the reason why this story made it to the papers.  I have many problems with publishing the name of a person accused of molesting his or her child prior to a guilty verdict or guilty plea.  One problem is that it is easy to identify the child when publishing the name of the parent.  What level of protection or anonymity does the press owe the alleged victim?  Another problem is that if the accusations turn out to be false, the accused’s life is essentially over, as that person will be forever the subject of suspicion and always be watched.





The police, again quoting U.S. officials, said Dr. May had made a written statement after his return to Korea admitting to that abuse.



At this stage, there is not a confirmed confession or a guilty plea or verdict.  There is only hearsay that a confession was made.


 


I have, unfortunately, been exposed to thee horrible sides of child molestation.  My parents had numerous foster children in our home over the space of twenty or twenty-five years.  Many of them were victims of sexual abuse by a parent or step-parent.  So, I have seen the devastating effects of such horrible abuse on a child.


 


I have also had someone very close to me falsely accused of sexually abusing an adopted child.  The accuser was, incidentally, sexually abused by a parent prior to being adopted at around age 8.  The abuse came some 5 or 6 years after the adoption.  The apparent reason for the accusation was that she didn’t like the rules, regulations, and discipline that were being placed upon her by the adoptive parents.  It seems that she knew that she could find sympathy and be the center of attention if she made the accusation.  So, she ran away from her home and went to a house quite a way down the road from hers.  She made the accusation.  What she didn’t know was that the person she made the accusation was a decades-long friend of her adoptive father.  Despite knowing the accused for years, they still took the girl in and at showed concern at her story.  This situation was eventually resolved, but not without much anger, shame, and humiliation on the part of the accused.  I have seen the devastating effects of being falsely accused of sexually abusing a child.


 


I have also been close to someone who was convicted of sexually abusing a step-child.  A foster child who lived with us for seven or eight years from high-school until well into his twenties, married a woman that had several children from a previous marriage.  As I was in Korea when the arrest and conviction took place, I don’t know the complete story.  However, what I do know is quite sick enough.  Without getting into gory details, it seems that his wife may have had an affair or something like that.  Whatever the reason, he decided to take his revenge against her on one of her daughters who I believe was six years old at that time.  He was convicted in 1989 and is still doing time.  I believe that he is up for parole in a year or two, perhaps even this year.


 


At the time of conviction, the needs of the many to protect their children from the abuser outweighs the need to protect the identity of the abused.  Accordingly, the name of the abuse needs to be made known to the public.  After a conviction, the name of the abuser should be shouted from the mountain tops, published wherever possible, and everyone living anywhere near the abuser should be advised of his crime and punishment.  I do not believe that a pedophile can be rehabilitated. 


 


In conclusion, I believe that it is improper for the Korean media to publish the names of foreign suspects while not publishing the names of Korean suspects.  I believe it is even more improper to publish the name a person accused of sexually abusing his own child because of the effect it could have on the child and on the suspect if the charges are later proven unfounded.  However, if someone is convicted of sexually molesting a child, especially their own child, adoptive or otherwise, the person’s name should be published in the papers and shouted from the rooftops.  Anyone living anywhere near the person should be informed and warned, and the convicted person should be nailed to a wall.


 

Baby Vox Gets Funky with Tupac’s Corpse

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:33 pm on Monday, January 19, 2004

The Korea Times Raises the Dead


collaboration


/Col*lab`o*ra”tion/, n. The act of working together; united labor.






Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


 


Baby Vox May Collaborate With J-Lo


 


The new album by local female pop group Baby Vox will have vocals by singer Jennifer Lopez and the late rapper Tupac Shakur.


 


I am not sure how one can work together in united labor with a guy that’s been dead for going on seven years. . .  But, perhaps the headline writer and the copy writer were correct and the Korea Times was not suggesting that she was collaborating with a dead guy.  Let’s see.


 


* * *


 


Lopez will be recording her part in a studio in the United States. The song will then be completed by Baby Vox (short for Baby Voice of Expression) in South Korea.


 


Ok.  So far so good.  It is possible to collaborate with a living person, even if the career is dead.


 


The album will also have the five-member group perform a duet with Shakur, Yonhap News Agency reported. The song will have Baby Vox sing over a rap recorded by Shakur, who was one of rap’s biggest names before his murder in 1996.


 


Performing a duet with a dead guy is possible.  Natalie Cole did it. 


 


The collaborations came as a result of Baby Vox’s management company, DR Music, work with Bungalow Music, an American company specializing in hip-hop music, on an English-language version of the album. American producer Philosophy oversaw the recording of the albums.


 


Collaborations?  Plural?  Well. . . Headline writer 1 : Copy writer 0.  I don’t know that I would call singing over a dead guy’s vocal tracks to be much of a collaboration.  Come on editors, do your jobs.  I am so glad that I cancelled my subscription to the Korea Times and Korea Herald long ago.  I am happy that I don’t have to pay for that kind amateurish garbage.


What’s my point?  Why am I making such a big deal out of this?  Is it because I am angry about the poor quality of the English papers in this country?  No.  I just had a personally funny Grateful Dead / Alice Cooper image of Baby VOX jamming in the studio with the rotted, stinking corpse of Tupac.


 


 

Protesting Too Much

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:34 pm on Friday, January 16, 2004

A Good Example of Protesting Too Much??


 


In this story, former international mover, shaker, and sports powerhouse, Kim Un-yong said:


 


“Rumours and allegations about me are not true…. I am prepared to turn myself into the prosecution for questioning anytime and to tell the truth,”


 


According to the Korea Times, IOC Vice president Kim Un-yong is the subject of an arrest warrant.  According to prosecutors, Kim took over USD 440,000 from two business men in exchange for them getting seats on the Korea Olympic Committee.  He is also accused of embezzling huge amounts of money from the World Taekwondo Federation and the Korea Taekwondo Association.  The prosecution is also investigating Kim for violations of the foreign currency law.  Prosecutors are also wondering where Kim got the KRW 6,500,000,000 in cash and bonds, including USD 1,500,000 in foreign currency that was discovered during a raid on his house.


 


In response, Kim did what any self-respecting, high-profile criminal suspect in Korea would do; he fainted, claimed high blood pressure, and checked himself into an intensive care unit.  All of this comes on the heels of Kim’s resigning from the taekwondo organizations and from his parliamentary seat.   Of course, Kim argues that he did not do anything wrong. Of course he would never take bribes.  He is cut from only the finest of moral cloth.


 


History Lesson (Allegedly)


 


According to this Deseret News article from August 3, 1999.


 


The Justice Department said the [guilty] plea from David E. Simmons stems from a scheme in which he helped Jung-hoon Kim, son of International Olympic Committee member Un Yong Kim, obtain lawful permanent resident status by offering the son a fraudulent job at his company.



The father had a vote on which city would get the 2002 Winter Games. . . . Documents show the younger Kim was working for Simmons when he was not.


The amounts paid to Jung-hoon Kim, also known as John Kim, “were not genuine salary payments but instead were payments made under a sham employment arrangement designed to enable (the younger Kim) to attain lawful permanent resident status for the purpose of influencing his father’s vote in favor of awarding the Olympic Winter


 


In court documents, Simmons admitted entering into a series of sham contracts and using phony invoices to conceal the fact that the son’s salary was actually being paid by the Salt Lake Olympic Bid Committee.


 


Simmons said on his own behalf:


 


“I sincerely regret and accept responsibility for my participation in acts taken at the request of (former bid committee president Tom) Welch and Kim, for which I have agreed to plead guilty to a federal misdemeanor,” he said. “At no time did Keystone (his company) or I benefit from our involvement with Welch, Kim or the bid committee.”


 


What else has Kim Un-yong been in trouble for?  Many things, according to this article from the Salt Lake Tribune:


 


Kim’s father, then IOC Vice President Un Yong Kim, received a “most serious of warnings” from the IOC for allowing the bid committee to arrange employment for his son, a Utah Symphony concert performance for his daughter and a college scholarship for a Russian woman whose father’s company produced recordings of the Kim daughter’s piano pieces.


 


Then again, Kim would have us believe that he single-handedly saved the 2002 Winter Games


 


In his acceptance speech, Kim said, “As you have seen in Salt Lake City when it was in trouble, I saved the Olympic Games. So you can see I am always at your service.”


 


Speaking to reporters, Kim said he was referring to his work behind the scenes when South Korea and Russia threatened to boycott the closing ceremony.


 


Is Kim a corrupt, bribe-taking, official, or is he the innocent victim of a vicious and unfounded witch hunt by political opponents?  Personally, I believe he is innocent because Koreans are a law-abiding people.

Shanghai Redux: Epilogue

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:36 pm on Monday, January 12, 2004

Shanghai Redux: Epilogue


 


After my two whirlwind trips to Shanghai and a few days to digest everything that occurred in that city, it is time to put some generalized, ignorant conclusions about the city.


 


Prior to Adam at Brainysmurf comparing here and there or there and here, depending upon your point of view, I hand planned to do much the same thing upon my return.  He beat me to it, but here are my views anyway based upon my not so vast wealth of experience in Shanghai.


 


My Korea v. Shanghai views:


 


Aesthetics


 


Shanghai wins by a large margin.  Modern Korean architecture is essentially large rectangle buildings painted periwinkle blue, slate gray, a hideous pea-soup green color, a light burnt orange color, or even a ghastly purplish color.  Recently constructed buildings have made some attempt at looking aesthetically pleasing.  However, even the most modern construction projects are not that impressive.


 


On the other hand, even the old buildings and flats in Shanghai had that magnificent 1930s and 1940s architecture, the old French Concession buildings were marvelous.  Even the new buildings in the Xin Tian Di area were constructed in that old style.   The skyscrapers are simply amazing and were clearly built to be functional and very beautiful both in the daytime and at night.


 


Cleanliness


 


Again, this one goes to Shanghai.  The streets of Shanghai were immaculately clean.  They were clean almost to a fault.  There were no cigarette butts, no papers, no piles of pink ramen-soju vomit on the streets (a.k.a. “ramen flowers”), no one pissing in the streets.  I did see people drop litter in the streets, but it was picked up almost immediately by the ubiquitous street cleaners or someone else.  There was an enormous amount of spit on the streets, but no more than Korea.


 


Public Smoking


 


As a nonsmoker, this was a big point for me, and again, the nod goes to Shanghai.  I don’t know what percentage of people in Shanghai smoke, but I counted about 8 people smoking in public.  The air around me was nice and breathable at all times. 


 


Traffic and Pedestrians


 


Shanghai wins for traffic, and Korea wins for pedestrians.


 


Unlike a huge number of Koreans, Shanghai drivers pay attention to traffic lights, road signs, lanes, traffic rules, and other such things.  I found the driving to be comfortable and efficient.  The one-way traffic scheme on a lot of the roads was quite nice.  In Shanghai, there were not cars parked along the sides of the streets turning four lane roads into two lane roads.  Korea should take note that there was significantly less traffic congestion in a city of 19 million people than there is in Pusan, a city of about 4.5 million people.


 


In the pedestrian department, the pedestrians in Shanghai paid little attention to the lights, cross walks, cars, or anything.  I was truly surprised not to see a lot of people killed.  In Korea, things are much, much better on the traffic front.  People do not cross in the middle of the road in heavy traffic.  Many are hesitant and most are wary even when crossing in a crosswalk with the crossing light in their favor.  This is because of the general lack of drivers to behave properly as mentioned above.  Pedestrians are too frightened to play dodge-car in Korea.


 


Women


 


This goes to Korea.  While I saw a lot of beautiful women in Shanghai, the women in Korea are consistently more beautiful in hair, carriage, and style.  Most women in Shanghai, even the beautiful ones, dressed rather frumpily. Korean women, even the not so attractive ones, usually dressed like they are going to visit the queen or some such affair of state.


 


However, the women of Shanghai scored major points in the minimalist makeup.  Korean women generally wear way to much make up.  Also, as I am hyper sensitive to perfume, I was pleased that the women in Shanghai didn’t bathe in perfume as do too many women in Korea.


 


Shopping


 


With the exception of electronics, which are only slightly cheaper than in Korea, I found the shopping for gifts, entertainment, and personal items in Shanghai to be far better than in Korea.  However, Korea definitely has a wider-variety of name brand goods than Shanghai.


 


English Accessibility


 


Korea takes this one as well.  It is my opinion that it would be much easier for a non-Korean speaking person to get along in Korea than it would be for a non-Chinese speaker to get by in Shanghai.  There are more English signs in Korea than there are in Shanghai.  I felt that a higher percentage of people in Korea speak English than in Shanghai.


 


Conclusions?


 


I found Shanghai to be a remarkable city.  I felt very comfortable there.  However, the lack of Chinese language skills on my part was incredibly frustrating.  I think I could exist equally happy and equally frustrated in either place.

Shanghai Redux: Final Chapter

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:41 pm on Saturday, January 10, 2004

Shanghai Redux: The Final Chapter


 


I had a bad habit of staying up way too late to watch Fear Factor, 911, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, and assorted bad movies that I would never watch in the daytime.  As a result, I would wake up after the breakfast buffet was over.  I only got one breakfast while I was at the Westin.  That’s a shame.  It was pretty good food.


 


A bigger regret about sleeping late is that it cut down on my shopping and looking around time.


 


Monday, January 5, 2003, dawned overcast and drizzly.  After a bit of room service, and some work on my report of the previous day’s activity, it was time to do some serious shopping.


 


I went to the Pacific department store and checked out some electronics.  My intention was to get some cheap electronics such as a new Palm Pilot, ipod, laptop or some such.  I was utterly disappointed to see that the electronics prices were comparable to prices in the US and sometimes even Korea. 


 


Next stop was to have another good look around the Xiang Yang Market.  The silk scarves that I bought the week before were a big hit.  All eleven of them had been snatched up and distributed in about 2 hours.  I bought 11 more scarves.  I also picked up a nice chopstick and placemat set for six for about US$ 3.  I checked on the price of a Gameboy Advanced SP, but I couldn’t get them down much past the US price.  From there, I jumped a taxi back to the area of Hong Kong Plaza and had dinner again at the restaurant with the excellent crab.


 


I went back to the hotel for a few hours of rest and work on my report.  Now, fully aware of the fact that everything in Hong Kong shuts down early, I decided that I should head back to the Xiang Yang Market before they closed for the day.


 


I was feeling like walking there from the Westin, so I asked the concierge how long it would take to walk there.  She said that it would take approximately 30 minutes.  She must have misunderstood.  I think she understood me to ask how quickly a well-trained athlete could sprint there. It took me almost exactly one hour to walk there. 


 


It was a nice walk under the elevated road down to People’s square, over to Huai Hai Zonglu, down to the crab restaurant, Hong Kong Plaza and Pacific Department store, across a huge intersection, down to the churrasco restaurant, and on down the road.  I kept walking past a great-looking candy, cookie, snack food, tea shop creatively called “Special Food Store”.  I made a note to check it out on the way back.  I continued walking for ages.  I eventually passed Maoming Lu and arrived at the entry to Xian Yang Market.


 


I tried unsuccessfully to strike any sort of deal to get a cheap Gameboy.  However, I decided to check out the DVD sellers.  One guy spoke good English and said his shop was located in the market.  I followed him and spent the next hour or so looking at 2,000 DVDs.  I eventually settled on 40 titles.  As I paid the money, the market started closing.


 


I hoofed it back to the Special Food Store and bought some delicious cookies, some macaroon sort of thing.  One lady talking me into trying something that looked like an small crabapple dipped in liquid sugar.  I took it and bit it in half.  It tasted like a sugarcoated crabapple.  The tartness of the apple literally exploded into my mouth, then the sweetness of the sugar melting in my mouth covered the tartness.  I blinked a few times, stunned by the remarkable taste.  Then I mumbled something like, “wow” and promptly bought about a kilo of them.


 


After dropping my DVD’s and snacks off at the hotel, I took a quick walk over to Nanjing road.  It was late, cold, and drizzling, so there were not many people around.  It was dead, so I went back to the hotel.  After several hours, I went to sleep.


 


I woke just in time to throw on clothes and run down to the lobby for some breakfast.  It was actually quite good.


 


I worked on my report until about 2:00pm.  Then, it being my last day in Shanghai, I decided to hit the streets for some power shopping.  I went back to Nanjing Road and went through all of the department stores on the road looking for a cheap DVD player or something else interesting.  I found a few gifts for other people, but nothing for myself.  I continued my walk back to People’s Square and jumped a taxi back to Xian Yang market.


 


I picked up all sorts of little gifts for a bunch of people.  For myself, I picked up the entire James Bond series on DVD plus a few more movies.  Of course I needed a large case to store all of the DVD’s.


 


Back to the hotel. Again to Nanjing Road for a last look around.  I ate the best sushi I have ever had in a place called Sumo-somethingorother.  Tuna salad sushi, salmon salad sushi, crab sushi, and a bunch of other tasty types of sushi.


 


From there, it was back to the hotel.  Pack.  Sleep.  Airport.  Goodbye to the annoyed, armed, uniformed soldiers and Shanghai.


 


Thus ends my trips to Shanghai. 


 


Soon I will post my observations on Shanghai and my trip.


 


 


 

Shanghai Redux: Part 2

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:43 pm on Monday, January 5, 2004

Shanghai Assignment


Describe in 100 words or less what Shanghai means to you.


What Shanghai means to me:


Shanghai is 40 DVDs for US$30

Shanghai Redux: Part 1

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jeff in Korea at 4:45 pm on Sunday, January 4, 2004

Back in Shanghai


Shanghai Redux


 


Saturday afternoon saw me back in Shanghai. Havinging learned from my trip to Shanghai earlier in the week, I stayed at the Westin, which is about a 10 minute walk from the hip and happening Bund and Nanjin Road. It is also about a 10 minute walk from the Yuyuan Garden shopping area and the open air market.


 


After unpacking my gear, setting up my office in the stunningly beautiful Westin Hotel, I jumped in the shower and prepared to hit the town.


 


I did a bit of walking and ended up at a Brazilian churrasco barbeque.  According to the sign, the restaurant opened at 5:00 pm.  I had about an hour to kill so I walked down a small back alley and was looking for things to do.  As I walked down the walkway, the smells coming from restaurant after restaurant after restaurant were making me so hungry that I would have eaten rocks if they had been offered.


 


There were street vendors selling DVDs, watches, jewelry, etc.  I made a note to stop by and check out some DVDs on the way back.  While walking, I saw a very long line of people leading to a very small hole in the wall shop selling some sort of drink.


 


On the return walk, I saw a shop selling the same drink that people were lining up for at the other shop.  Only at this shop, there were no people.  I had to sample it.  It turned out to be tea mixed with milk and brown rice cakes blended for a couple of seconds in a blender.  It was really quite good.


 


Unfortunately, on the way back to the restaurant, all of the street vendors were gone, including the DVD hawkers.  I was to find out later than evening that they are basically geurilla vendors.  They set up their boxes and bundles of goods on the street.  Then, when they see a policeman coming, they grab their stuff and speed away on foot and on bicycle.


 


The restaurant opened about 15 minutes early.  I stuffed myself silly.  It must have been a popular restaurant because it was packed with people about 20 minutes after opening.


 


I worked my way back to the hotel and caught a couple hours of sleep.  I then went to Nanjing Road to see what there was to see.  Everything closes so early in this city.  I arrived at the street around 11 pm, just about the time things would get exciting in Korea. However, every shop was closed and the only people around were very attractive hookers, sellers of cheap watches, flower sellers, beggars, and tourists.  I decided to go back to the hotel and get some rest.


 


The day was rather uneventful, unless you count the dozens of offers to sell watches, four mid-easterners trying to sell me hashish, and six separate offers from women to come back to my hotel for a small fee, one of which was two women wanting to come together with me to my hotel for about US$ 50.


 


When I got back to the hotel, I was quite happy to see a message confirming that I was finally going to get to do the work that I originally came to Shanghai to do more than one week ago.


 


This morning, I hit the road to Baoshan at 11:30 am.  Got the bulk of my work done, and made it back to the hotel about 9:00 pm.


 


After a little bit of work tomorrow, I will finished and should be able to play for a day or so.  I am looking forward to it.

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